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John Eddie Tonight in Sellersville, PA! Not only fun, but good for the economy, the environment & lose 5lbs without dieting! @JohnEddieMusicabout 5 hours agofrom web
correction: the boardwalk tonight is all steroids, silicone, spray tan, streaks & 80's music. The lowest cultural point on the planet.about 16 hours agofrom mobile web
ooh pls let me b the 1 who reminds Jon Gosselin that he not only has 8 kids, but is still married! Time to grow up scumbag!7:39 AM Jul 18thfrom mobile web
best bud just offered me $1M 2 bring him cigs. Dunno if that's cause his wife doesn't want him 2 smoke. I'm gonna get em though, can use $7:34 PM Jul 17thfrom mobile web
Perhaps I've had 2 much caffeine today...I'm all twittery! Just b glad I don't have ur email address...or can't text fast with these nails!1:55 PM Jul 17thfrom web
