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  1. Joe took me to lunch in Camps Bay. I noticed there was dried blood on the rear seat of his convertible. I didn't ask.
  2. There's a pink room in my house. The door is locked. If I open it, I'll cry till I'm dead.
  3. A street kid watched us as the roof of Joe's Benz convertible retracted and said: "The sardines is opening the can."
  4. I knew I was going to marry Joe when he gave me a pair of Cartier earrings on our first date.
  5. Feels like I'm living on the torn edge of the world.
  6. I asked my husband Joe if he ever feels guilty about selling weapons and he said: "Beats selling children."
  7. In Cape Town a woman with a black eye says she's wearing Cape Flats mascara.
  8. In Cape Town women who have pulled their front teeth say they have a passion gap
  9. 2 models sitting beside me at the spa looked at the dead face of a woman crime victim on page 1 of the newspaper & said in unison: "Botox."
  10. On the Cape Town beaches the homeless people have the best tans.
  11. A man offered to sell me a human finger at a sidewalk cafe today. He said it would point me to good luck. I declined.
  12. I saw blood and a stiletto-heeled shoe in the gutter near my house in Cape Town. Brought Helmut Newton to mind.
  13. My husband Joe is out running guns and I'm running to the store to get smoked tofu.