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  1. The best part about her falling asleep on me last night was the me time and by me time, I mean jerking off in her hair. about 4 hours ago from SocialScope
  2. So far burning my mouth on this coffee has been the highlight of this morning. about 5 hours ago from SocialScope
  3. If I needed someone to lie to me, I would just call my Mom and ask her if she loves me. about 16 hours ago from SocialScope
  4. There is a pretty good chance that if your tits were in your avatar I would still be following you. 9:43 AM Nov 14th from SocialScope
  5. I woke up with a small magnetic letter L stuck to my butt from one of the kid's games. I was annoyed since it's not edible. 6:07 AM Nov 14th from SocialScope
  6. Without you, I would have nothing. Seriously, I'd be broke from all the lapdances I'd need to cope. 6:35 PM Nov 13th from SocialScope
  7. ...and sadly my personality isn't even that great. 6:56 AM Nov 13th from SocialScope
  8. Nobody is more deserving of a #FF shout than @cpinck but everyone knows I come early. 6:42 PM Nov 12th from web
  9. Thanks to social media, the most common laptop repair is replacing the F5 key. 5:50 PM Nov 12th from SocialScope
  10. The rind is a terrible thing to taste. 4:41 PM Nov 12th from SocialScope
  11. Kids today have it easy. When I was young, wearing black wasn't enough. You also had to get your ass kicked everyday to be Emo. 6:52 PM Nov 11th from SocialScope
  12. Umm No, I was not staring at your wife's ass. I was admiring the significant amount of atmosphere it displaced. 4:40 PM Nov 11th from SocialScope
  13. The way you stare at my girlfriend's naked pictures is really creep so I'm going to stop sending them to you. 11:11 AM Nov 11th from SocialScope
  14. Listen, I'm not a jerk. OK, I am but I try really hard for people not to find out so hopefully that counts for something. 4:32 AM Nov 11th from SocialScope
  15. I just did a third tweet about not liking cats. I would like to formally apologize to @sween, @baileygenine and my Nana. 8:48 PM Nov 10th from web
  16. This shot of vodka doesn't make me miss my girlfriend any less but it does make me less particular as I browse for porn. 8:42 PM Nov 10th from SocialScope
  17. Whoa, someone took me off their list. That's pretty harsh. Tell your cat I said, Fuck you too! 8:33 PM Nov 10th from web
  18. @NoPantsOn Disapproving looks from your huband, I'm sure. 7:45 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to NoPantsOn
  19. By me following you, there was an unspoken agreement that you would send me pictures of your tits and not talk about your cats. 7:34 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. I'm glad that we both agree that despite this cold weather, your breasts should be on display for me to see. 1:06 PM Nov 10th from SocialScope