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  1. I just threw up a little in my mouth and it tasted like your mom's cooking. about 10 hours ago from SocialScope
  2. Watching a lazy bastard take a nap in the mirror. about 12 hours ago from SocialScope
  3. Mom always said, Don't waste loyalty on your friends, they are assholes. 7:09 PM Dec 19th from SocialScope
  4. It's cool how drinking three Red Bull really did give me wings, but odd how they refer to an erection as wings. 1:15 PM Dec 19th from SocialScope
  5. I'm confident that I would have more to complain about if I had a vagina. 5:51 AM Dec 19th from SocialScope
  6. If she is asleep, is it still a bowjob when I put my dick in her mouth? 8:16 PM Dec 18th from SocialScope
  7. La vida loca, and when I say la vida we both know I actually mean your mother-in-law. 7:53 PM Dec 18th from SocialScope
  8. After my day at work, I'm left asking, I shaved for this? 2:52 PM Dec 18th from SocialScope
  9. I'm so good at it, you'd think I invented masturbation. 5:22 AM Dec 18th from SocialScope
  10. Your Blackberry email isn't working but you probably already noticed. 7:37 AM Dec 17th from web
  11. I sense this night will involve no alcohol or tits in my face so I'm going to bed. 6:28 PM Dec 16th from SocialScope
  12. This dinner at McDonald's tastes like crispy chicken and overdraft protection. 4:24 PM Dec 16th from SocialScope
  13. I'm thinking about someone special. It could be you, but it's not. 12:27 PM Dec 16th from SocialScope
  14. The only thing stopping me from being in a good mood is actually being happy. 8:45 AM Dec 16th from SocialScope
  15. It's important to believe deep down that you are special, even though you aren't. 4:50 AM Dec 16th from SocialScope
  16. Oh, just posting creepy questions about your nipple color and size on your form spring. 5:51 PM Dec 15th from SocialScope
  17. Everyone makes mistakes and someday you can aspire to be as good as me. 5:36 PM Dec 15th from SocialScope
  18. @eoporto There's more? 4:14 PM Dec 15th from SocialScope in reply to eoporto
  19. Nobody can hear your cries for attention because your face is in that bag of chips. 1:50 PM Dec 15th from SocialScope
  20. You had me at, no gag reflex. 11:54 AM Dec 12th from SocialScope