RoswellCrash
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Iraq drastically needs to reduce its car bomb footprint.
8:44 AM Jan 5th
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Mugging.
Giving old ladies a run for their money.
1:28 PM Jan 2nd
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Hardly been on Rune in the last 4 months, never realised how much I needed updates.. Feels like we need a massive one..Still love you Jagex.
12:51 PM Aug 28th, 2009
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What did the electron say to the proton?
You've pulled...
4:16 AM Jul 8th, 2009
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Time for the elusive Phoenix run, I guess its a compliment that by character doesn't get lost in the caves... maybe a pint will fix that?
5:19 AM Jul 6th, 2009
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I spent ages tryin to cross a busy road, A guy said, There's a zebra crossing fifty yards up. I thought, Hope it's havin better luck than me
1:04 AM Jul 4th, 2009
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This morning, I was short-changed by 50p in a Iranian corner shop, but I didn't ask for a recount, you know.. Just in case ;)
10:44 PM Jul 2nd, 2009
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Seen a poster: "Blur live in Hyde Park" God, I know the recession's bad, but one of the 90s biggest selling groups forced to live in a park?
10:01 AM Jul 2nd, 2009
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R.I.P. MJ... you touched a generation....(quite literally)
7:43 AM Jun 27th, 2009
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You do the twitterbug... You put the boom-boom into my heart, You send my soul sky high when your loving starts, twitterbug into my brain :)
10:39 PM Jun 26th, 2009
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What's the difference between Forrest Gump & Gordon Brown?
One's a retard who ran the country even though no-one asked him to, hang on..
9:40 PM Jun 25th, 2009
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In Pyre Need of a new pet, come to daddy little Phoenix Eggling, Mean or cute? Cute or mean?
6:58 AM Jun 25th, 2009
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Killing Vyrewatch can be very tedious. Shame there is not a visual representation of how efficient with a Ivandis Flail you are..
6:11 AM Jun 25th, 2009
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I find just standing at a bank sometimes the most efficient way to gain roots on RuneScape, am I the only one that logs in to do nothing?
5:36 AM Jun 25th, 2009
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The 100m sprint is so unfair in the Olympics.
Using a gun shot to start the race blatantly gives the French athletes an advantage.
10:33 PM Jun 24th, 2009
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Always remember your Face Mask/Slayer helm when killing Dust Devils, saved by the gravestone =D
11:28 AM Jun 24th, 2009
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My sister lost her virginity to an investment banker.
He was the first man to show her any interest.
10:47 AM Jun 24th, 2009
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I started writing poetry the other day:
POETR
That's coming along nicely.
12:42 PM Apr 14th, 2009
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I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me........
11:23 AM Apr 1st, 2009
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- Name Roswell Crash
- Location iPhone: 51.300949,0.466392
- Web http://www.roswel...
- Bio I like Animé, playing on-line games (RuneScape), Alfa & Beta testing games for companies like EA & Bungie, building computers & just general geeky stuff
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