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ORD -> SFOabout 13 hours ago from TwitterFon
Can't believe i'm still awake. This shit is #buttcrazy!11:25 PM Jul 15th from TwitterFon
Vaguely considering an attempt at reading Infinite Jest.4:55 PM Jul 15th from twhirl
@moodswingsally lauren walsh totally bought one of those without knowing they were gonna be sold at UO. Now she wants to return it. Fail.9:54 AM Jul 15th from twhirl
wussin out to jimmy eat world. so what?!9:53 AM Jul 15th from twhirl
My cat is so unpredictable. Where will he barf and/or shit next?! Nobody knows! What a card!10:59 PM Jul 9th from Ping.fm
Within a few short months I've gone from NPR to B96 to Hot 92 to Conservative AM talk radio. Hello, rock bottom - nice to meet you!12:54 PM Jul 9th from Ping.fm
I am moving to Wildwood, NJ. http://bit.ly/2hLkd10:39 AM Jul 2nd from twhirl
Does Hurricane Chris perform for the Louisiana legislature often? http://bit.ly/1AhiA8:51 AM Jun 26th from twhirl
@iamrobort congrats man!9:16 PM Jun 24th from TwitterFon
HELP: What recent comedy featured a scene with a bunch of furries partying on a beach???8:58 AM Jun 18th from TwitterFon
Off to Madrid to eat jamon and see old stuff. Later!10:18 AM May 28th from Ping.fm
If Lil Wayne really wants to "fuck every girl in the world," that's 243,000 girls a day FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. Good luck with that.9:45 AM May 26th from twhirl
@sti3 I think it was a dry-aged ribeye. I went with a regular ol' non-organic, non-grass-fed, non-dry-aged ribeye and it was about $13.11:54 AM May 25th from twhirl
Grass-fed organic beef at Whole Foods: $23.99 a pound. Guess I can't afford to save the world today.9:12 AM May 25th from Ping.fm
On the set of our spec Cheetos commercial.2:55 PM May 24th from TwitterFon
@sti3 nope - right out of the delivery box and into the batter. It came out great, but I'm paying for it today.8:47 AM May 24th from twhirl
In retrospect, maybe the deep-fried beer-battered pizza WASN'T such a good idea.8:32 AM May 24th from Ping.fm
About to deep fry some pizza! Thought ya knew!6:22 PM May 23rd from Ping.fm
tweeting from new wave coffee shop!9:20 AM May 23rd from twhirl