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rossmessinger

Oh yeah good job at waking me up 11 o'clock alarm about 5 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
Just woke up. Need to be productive today but can't see it happening somehow 6:02 AM May 19th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
GusTheFox In an old woman's kitchen (via the dog flap). She's weeping and half heartedly throwing cups at me. What a palava. I'm having a great time. 4:57 AM May 19th via web Retweeted by rossmessinger and 401 others
I have 100% failed. I can't do this essay anymoreeeeeeeeee 6:56 AM May 18th via web
When I finish this essay I never wanna see the word 'Thalidomide' again #OMGBORING 5:27 AM May 18th via web
TwopTwips FOOL people into thinking your Shift key isn't working by typing ;-9 when they give bad news. (via @craiguito) 2:46 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by rossmessinger and 53 others
Horrorsc0pes #ARIES: Today you are caught using fruit to masturbate. There's no need to make up an excuse. It's exactly how it looks. 2:39 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by rossmessinger and 36 others
wiki_balls2 Blue Peter is named after a 6000ft tall German monkey who crushed children's souls in 18th century Bavarian folk tales /via @MrSMFitzpatrick 2:39 AM May 18th via Seesmic Retweeted by rossmessinger and 1 other
Horrorsc0pes #LEO: It's time to show your friends what you can do. Your confidence is sky high, nothing can stop you! Apart from your lack of any skills. 2:38 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by rossmessinger and 52 others
Horrorsc0pes #SCORPIO: You use a 'no more tears' shampoo today. It doesn't stop you from crying over the disappointment of your life though. 2:38 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by rossmessinger and 51 others
wiki_balls2 There is no known cure for Piers Morgan. /via @Booneyboone 2:38 AM May 18th via Seesmic Retweeted by rossmessinger
madeupstats You are more likely to be killed by a golden retriever than win a free iPad. 2:22 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by rossmessinger and 893 others
comedyfish I remember one Christmas I had a whole Pegasus wing to myself, happy days!! (it was cos my dad had just died so there was loads left over) 11:54 PM May 17th via Echofon Retweeted by rossmessinger
Pubbing it to celebrate my student loan FINALLY being due next week 1:10 PM May 17th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@Real_RobDJ I hope you opened the windows otherwise it's bad for the environment. or something 11:29 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPad in reply to Real_RobDJ
It's IMMENSE 11:24 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPad
I really hope the new Labrinth track gets to number 1 and stays there forever youtube.com/watch?v=zwXUto… 11:23 AM May 17th via YouTube on iOS
#nowplaying Shakira - Whenever Wherever. 'Lucky my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains' 10:55 AM May 17th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@raawrsome yay awesome lol. Yeah I saw that, gonna head down in a bit :) 4:31 AM May 17th via txt
@raawrsome ha. Much appreciated. I take it there is another chance to do shorthand exams today? Or has carol changed her mind again? 4:27 AM May 17th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to raawrsome

Name Ross Messinger
Location Northampton/Farnham, UK
Web http://www.rossme...
Bio Hi. I'm Ross. I'm very bad at replying to texts and am often late. Sometimes I go on student radio and embarrass myself. Justin Bieber fan.