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  1. At 3am there's not much on TV. I'm currently using my time learning how to lip read by watching Babestation. about 6 hours ago from txt
  2. Laughter. Safety. Respect. Adoration. Kindness. Sheep. Poke wars. Back tickles. Smiles. Your eyes. Fun. Caring... These things, I miss. about 7 hours ago from mobile web
  3. Is about to watch Family Business with Sean Connery, Dustin Hoffman and Matthew Broderick. FML. about 8 hours ago from txt
  4. It's a testament of my intelligence that I'm watching a countdown of comedy catchphrases and not the X factor. about 12 hours ago from txt
  5. If the new Dyson makes twice the power as an F1 car why aren't F1 using it to power their cars? #F1 #Dyson #adverts #thankgoditsnotxfactor about 12 hours ago from mobile web
  6. Crispy bacon sandwiches on cold winter mornings make me glad I'm not Jewish. Shalom! about 17 hours ago from txt
  7. "The main difference between a prawn and a cockroach? A prawn can swim. Think about that when you have a prawn cocktail." #thegrandwhazoo about 22 hours ago from txt
  8. Wonders what he's done this time... 7:15 PM Nov 27th from txt
  9. Just left net cafe where I raped someones facebook and am now standing next to them at busstop. So tempted to tell them. 7:20 AM Nov 27th from txt
  10. checking mail in an internet cafe and previous person failed to log out of facebook. www.rapebook.com here he comes! 6:35 AM Nov 27th from Brizzly
  11. @beambeam1 no mate. Got one this morning. Thanks anyway. How's the job going? You back on the doors yet? 2:30 PM Nov 26th from txt
  12. @comedyteddy if David Dickinson improved his perma tan he'd be the former of his shadowed self. 2:27 PM Nov 26th from txt
  13. Just saw a really fat guy wearing a sweatshirt that had "Athletics '79" on it. Wonder if that was the last time he did athletics? 8:06 AM Nov 26th from Brizzly
  14. Has the hiccups. Someone give me a fright. Or suggest a cure. 4:05 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  15. Wonders is it ever acceptable to call a woman a spunkdumpster? How about jizzmonkey? Googobbler? I don't think so. Do you? Sexist bastard... 3:57 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  16. @tomjca That'd be great of you. Mail address rossalandouglas@gmail.com Mahalo friend. 3:46 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  17. @marcusbrig fish and chips? That's for middle classes not establishment types. You should be ashamed. What next? Mushy peas? Pickled onions? 3:41 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  18. @jason_manford retweet thing allows tweets to be retweeted without shortening original tweets. 3:34 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  19. Is looking for a google wave invite if anyone has any spare. rossalandouglas(@)gmail.com 3:29 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  20. Is watching 24 season 1 and chilling out with a HUGE bar of chocolate. Sweet... 3:25 PM Nov 25th from mobile web