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  1. Pdx blizzard. Hopelessly stuck in traffic. Gotta pee.
  2. Meal of the Beast. What to order at an Oregon Taco Bell that totals $6.66 - Mexican Pizza, Beef Chalupa, one taco and a small Dr. Pepper.
  3. got a chance tonight to use his father's xmas gift to him... a breathalizer. First try - 0.12%, Baby! And it's only 9:30.
  4. Quote from Stephen Marche in Esquire yesterday: "We create celebrities in large part to watch them die."
  5. is busy hacking his Wii... it sounds disgusting when you say it out loud.
  6. This world is full of people who take too long at the condiment bar.
  7. Beastie Bones. Rural Fla. Waitress picks one up off another diner's plate to show me what I was about to order http://tweetphoto.com/5981051
  8. Saw many faces in airports today. The #DeadMilkmen nailed it when they sang "This world is full of people who look a lot like Gavin MacLeod"
  9. : white of collar, soft of hands.
  10. OH at #DutchBros on Foster, PDX: Woman: I could really use a Hernandez. Man: If you have enough cat food you can get just about anything.
  11. from #McSweeney's - Hillbilly Thanksgiving menu: wild turkey, Wild Turkey. http://mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/thanksgiving.html
  12. Just got carded when buying Nyquil at Target.
  13. It took 1 day and 3 or so episodes of Gilligan's Is. for my 8-yr-old and 4-yr-old to start having the "Ginger or Mary Ann" debate. My Boys!
  14. 's 4-yr-old listens to REM's So. Central Rain. Asks, "Why is that man sorry? What did he do? He's sure sorry." Then asks me to play it again
  15. @jlokanis thx much for the offer. but if we go it'll be to Eug. 3 kids we need to get back to that night. it's $55 and sit-down event. Hmm
  16. feels a little betrayed that the #Pixies have no PDX date for their #Doolittle tour. Frank! Neighbor! WTF? We love you more than Eugene does
  17. is finding that turkey bacon isn't so bad if you cook along with regular bacon. BTW, every time you read this god kills a vegan.
  18. Is a bit choked up after watching H.Fonda deliver Tom Joad's farewell speech in Grapes of Wrath on TCM http://www.theskyhorsepost.com/?p=365
  19. ATTN: couch potatoes. Anatomy of a Murder on TCM
  20. Xmas gift idea - R. Crumb's Book of Genesis Illustrated. http://bit.ly/M4Uyf