rosko
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@ Maybe it's time to carry her to the top of the Empire State Building?
12:18 AM Nov 30th
from Tweetie
in reply to secretsquirrel
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AA spokesman claims "We considered throwing in the luggage instead, but this idea is much more in line with our companies philosophy.
7:08 PM Nov 29th
from Birdhouse
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In an attempt to lower fuel costs, American Airlines has started stuffing all passegers into bags of holding.
7:06 PM Nov 29th
from Birdhouse
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Textbook sample code: teaching students early how to deal with other people's inability to format code.
9:49 PM Nov 25th
from Birdhouse
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Domino's now open for breakfast with their new oven baked cereal bowls.
10:14 AM Nov 25th
from Birdhouse
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Can you finish breakfast before the breadbowl absorbs all of your milk?
10:14 AM Nov 25th
from Birdhouse
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The website for Go is suprizingly hard to google.
7:49 PM Nov 13th
from Tweetie
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If my 7:45 AM trig class is any indication, we should never have moved past sippie cups.
8:40 AM Oct 21st
from Birdhouse
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My standard plan is to suck as little as possible.
As usual, the best laid plans have been ruined by women.
10:38 PM Aug 31st
from Birdhouse
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@ it used to be malware free too.
7:02 PM Aug 29th
from Birdfeed
in reply to suran
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Man, we should have accepted that everything happens on it's own timetable years ago!
7:12 PM Aug 23rd
from Birdhouse
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Am I really quallified to be bossing my hair around? I mean, it's got a lot more experience being hair than I do.
7:07 PM Aug 23rd
from Birdhouse
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People keep telling me I'm inconsiderate. They obviously don't know how much thought I put into being an ass.
7:44 PM Aug 8th
from Birdhouse
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Wait, women think the best way to judge a man is by how he treats his mom?
Does that make penis size the multiplier?
11:16 AM Aug 2nd
from Birdhouse
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@ couldn't every swear word classify?
5:17 PM Aug 1st
from Birdfeed
in reply to gruber
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Not sure were the magnotromiter idea came fom though...
4:34 PM Aug 1st
from Birdhouse
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Multitouch, no customization, no buttons, and the entire device is the on switch.
Steve Jobs is taking design cues from his penis.
4:34 PM Aug 1st
from Birdhouse
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You know, working at Domino's for the summer isn't too bad. Though standing the store back up every morning is rather tedious.
10:20 AM Jul 31st
from Birdhouse
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OH: "Being a man ain't easy. If it was, women and children would do it."
6:38 PM Jul 29th
from Birdhouse
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Mother thinks I should wear shoes to avoid stepping in things.
I would, but she woln't buy me levitating shoes.
6:32 PM Jul 29th
from Birdhouse
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- Name Zak
- Location Seattle Wa
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