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  1. Not filled with enough bile today? Try this- http://whythefuckdoyouhavea...
  2. I know I'll get the chronic piss taken out of me later, but I'll kill for a scotch egg right now.
  3. But when you're standing in a field of pale yellow wheat and the dogs set a flock of guinea foul to flight about you, Essex is beautiful.
  4. I never liked where I was from.
  5. Select Digital Device, Sound Blaster Pro/Port 220/DMA 1/IRQ 5/Vivid Waves of Nostalgia/
  6. "Impermanently Yours"
  7. @silevitas Thanks, I feel much better about my idea now. It doesn't have any inter-species rape in it at all!
  8. @MrFist Time magazine article described him as a "killer and clown, big-hearted buffoon and strutting martinet"... and snappy dresser.
  9. Made a tray of peanut et banana flapjacks earlier. Oh dear, looks like I'll just have to eat these slightly crumbled ones.
  10. @KellyMonster I'm going to, soon as I can think up a decent name.
  11. I'm trying to think of a shop name to sell those under. At the moment I'm stuck on the slightly offensive to some "Motto Von Bizmarck"
  12. http://twitpic.com/af7pc - This is what I've been painting.
  13. Run out of salvaged board to paint on. Bugger.
  14. @silevitas They aren't paying you enough!
  15. Torrential Downpour! Walking Dogs! Proper Jazz!
  16. http://open.spotify.com/tra... I Can't Get Behind That, William Shatner, Rollins Band
  17. Just found William Shatner and the Rollins Band, together.
  18. Sealed up parcels of chicken breast wrapped up in bacon with a garlic & rosemary butter for later.
  19. I caught Paul's cat Dave up on the counter, he looked at me with an expression like "What you going to do about it?". It seemed familiar.
  20. Powdered with sawdust. Ffft.