roseforan
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@ banh mi extravaganza when I return from rainy London!
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Lam_ntt
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Les girls
about 11 hours ago
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from Kensington and Chelsea, London
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In London. Friends are ignoring me while I say ridiculous things in a borderline offensive British accent and cackle wildly to myself.
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
from Kensington and Chelsea, London
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'oh my god guys I haven't been journaling since before I got to Paris.' 'oh my god, like really?' -Eurostar, home of traveling intellectuals
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ i wonder how long I can get away w calling myself a 'bon vivant' before people start thinking I escaped from prison or something
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Marion_Au
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Ok so here's the plan: at this wedding when people ask what I do, instead of saying I'm unemployed I'm gonna be like 'yo I'm a superhero.'
about 15 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Brb gotta go to London for a wedding with my best friends, here's hoping the weekend doesn't turn into some sordid romantic comedy fodder.
about 16 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Drinking ti punch at this African bar with cartoon bears all over the walls. I have found happiness.
5:06 PM Jun 1st
via Twitter for iPhone
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In which our heroine attempts to return to a lifestyle of Physical Fitness, hopes she doesn't dissolve into a million particles in the pool.
5:13 AM Jun 1st
via Twitter for iPhone
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"Darling should we get this for the country home or the pied a terre?" -annals of the things I say at Art Gallery Openings
11:59 AM May 31st
via Twitter for iPhone
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At an art gallery opening. Feels too adult. I counter this by approaching people and saying "yo how sick is this art."
11:45 AM May 31st
via Twitter for iPhone
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You know things are rough when validation comes in the form of an 8 year old calling you a 'grown-up'
5:01 AM May 31st
via Twitter for iPhone
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My next book project: what to expect when you start getting invited to weddings & you're still surprised you ever managed to sprout breasts
4:53 AM May 31st
via Twitter for iPhone
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My friends are getting married this weekend and I'm like slow down kids I haven't gotten over my various Bar Mitzvah traumas yet
4:44 AM May 31st
via Twitter for iPhone
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"I like scruffy guys. I like guys who look like they just woke up from rolling around in the dirt." -me, earlier, having an epiphany
3:08 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Yes man, they all love Sarajevo but for some reasons they end up living in Paris
2:31 PM May 30th
via web
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@ HASHTAG BORING
2:06 PM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Kids the world of adults is rough, no one cares about rap or all the kimchi you ate for lunch.
2:17 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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The thing about the real world is not a lot of grown ups are impressed or amused by analogies of international security & reality television
2:13 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Anyone want to proofread my Craigslist ad for a marriage of convenience?
2:03 AM May 30th
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- Name Rose Foran
- Location Paris, France
- Web http://roseforan.com
- Bio MA student in int'l security @ sciences po paris. freelance writer. tweets are mostly nonsense, musings about food, things i do to embarass myself.
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