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roseforan

  1. @Lam_ntt banh mi extravaganza when I return from rainy London!
  2. Les girls yfrog.com/oeznfakj
  3. In London. Friends are ignoring me while I say ridiculous things in a borderline offensive British accent and cackle wildly to myself.
  4. 'oh my god guys I haven't been journaling since before I got to Paris.' 'oh my god, like really?' -Eurostar, home of traveling intellectuals
  5. @Marion_Au i wonder how long I can get away w calling myself a 'bon vivant' before people start thinking I escaped from prison or something
  6. Ok so here's the plan: at this wedding when people ask what I do, instead of saying I'm unemployed I'm gonna be like 'yo I'm a superhero.'
  7. Brb gotta go to London for a wedding with my best friends, here's hoping the weekend doesn't turn into some sordid romantic comedy fodder.
  8. Drinking ti punch at this African bar with cartoon bears all over the walls. I have found happiness.
  9. In which our heroine attempts to return to a lifestyle of Physical Fitness, hopes she doesn't dissolve into a million particles in the pool.
  10. "Darling should we get this for the country home or the pied a terre?" -annals of the things I say at Art Gallery Openings
  11. At an art gallery opening. Feels too adult. I counter this by approaching people and saying "yo how sick is this art."
  12. You know things are rough when validation comes in the form of an 8 year old calling you a 'grown-up'
  13. My next book project: what to expect when you start getting invited to weddings & you're still surprised you ever managed to sprout breasts
  14. My friends are getting married this weekend and I'm like slow down kids I haven't gotten over my various Bar Mitzvah traumas yet
  15. "I like scruffy guys. I like guys who look like they just woke up from rolling around in the dirt." -me, earlier, having an epiphany
  16. @Lam_ntt HASHTAG BORING
  17. Kids the world of adults is rough, no one cares about rap or all the kimchi you ate for lunch.
  18. The thing about the real world is not a lot of grown ups are impressed or amused by analogies of international security & reality television
  19. Anyone want to proofread my Craigslist ad for a marriage of convenience?