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Good race today with @. Other runners complimented our post-race carbo loading in the lot.
about 13 hours ago
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Brought a non-alcoholic six-pack to a tennis match by accident. Placebo effect is dung.
5:31 PM Nov 24th
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Ate half a loaf of pumpkin bread while thinking about making my own. Made some and ate half the batter. Don't want pumpkin bread anymore.
1:24 PM Nov 22nd
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The hardware store women have accepted me and my accent, and now court my business. The North wins again.
7:36 AM Nov 21st
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Burned my lip drinking straight from the coffee pot, thinking it was my mug. Then thought, "I should tweet this." Both are disturbing!
5:29 AM Nov 20th
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My team has a preferred pork skin.
5:56 PM Nov 19th
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One to two drinks make me a better copyeditor. Three to four, not so mulch.
2:32 PM Nov 18th
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If that light at the end of the tunnel is coming from the end of another tunnel, I will be pissed.
11:14 AM Nov 18th
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Found the comma in 300 pages that not only looks wrong, but is making me rethink all other commas. (Final copy edits due Thursday.)
3:04 PM Nov 16th
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@ No doubt! Last time I was there, I got Dickens.
3:01 PM Nov 16th
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Looking forward to spending lots of money in Chapel Hill's new independent bookstore ().
10:40 AM Nov 16th
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Helping my father find statues of Confederate generals "to throw things at."
5:49 AM Nov 14th
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Charleston produces more than I can eat. Unusual.
4:49 PM Nov 13th
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@ I scared RK with threats of getting a jersey, no. 21.
6:32 AM Nov 12th
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Thinking a Philip Glass track was stuck on repeat, I chastised myself, "Dumbo, that's just Philip Glass." It was stuck on repeat.
10:53 AM Nov 10th
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Prize goes to @, who haiku'd me via email and should now DM or email me his address.
9:00 AM Nov 10th
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If you subscribe to Poetry mag, you can give someone else a free subscription. Who wants my freebie? First to reply in haiku wins.
7:31 AM Nov 10th
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My favorite pen survived a load of laundry. The load of laundry did not.
6:48 AM Nov 9th
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Too exhausted to sleep, so: Southwest seatback
6:31 AM Nov 8th
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Cab driver nodded off on the highway. Provoked a fight to keep him awake until the airport.
4:49 AM Nov 8th
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- Name Rosecrans Baldwin
- Location Commie south
- Web http://rosecransb...
- Bio Writer. Born Chicago, IL. Eagle Scout. First novel, YOU LOST ME THERE, forthcoming from Riverhead Books (August 2010).
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