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Cab driver nodded off on the highway. Provoked a fight to keep him awake until the airport.34 minutes agofrom Tweetie
Stayed in a youth hostel for the first time in 10 years. Never again. No sleep for the cheap.35 minutes agofrom Tweetie
Fact-checking information about Matthew McConaughey is the gateway to becoming omniscient about Matthew McConaughey. What comes after that.5:46 AM Nov 5thfrom Tweetie
Dining table is the desk. Coffee table is the dining table. Laptop is the television. Phone is the book. Shirt is the napkin.3:10 PM Nov 4thfrom Tweetie
RT @jenniferdaniel Think of it as an opportunity to tweet more about John Edwards tossing cookies and Old Crackers who love water.5:08 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
There goes another one. No more Tweets about old men tossing cookies in their baskets, back to John Edwards buying water crackers.4:51 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
Tweeting about old men who love cookies and death loses you followers on Twitter. Truth hurts!4:33 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
Old man at the grocery store, only thing in his cart are cookies. Everyone dies.2:57 PM Nov 2ndfrom Tweetie