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  1. Homeopathic cure for thirst: http://bit.ly/hbjku
  2. Immigration law between developed countries shouldn't be so petty. Does the EU think its economy will collapse from an influx of Americans?
  3. Just got off my last ever Ryanair flight. Hurray!
  4. via @empiremagazine I find out that @NathanFillion is on Twitter.
  5. I appear to have found a place to live in London. Now to work on getting a raise to pay for it.
  6. How to report Twitter spam: 1: Follow @spam. 2: Wait for @spam to follow you. 3: DM @spam to make your report. Step two is the problem here.
  7. Do the Bum Fight guys have WWE-style gimmicks? Because one of them should be the Brittlest Hobo.
  8. Day one in London: spotted a billionaire.
  9. The fact that everything I own is being shipped overseas and insured by AIG does not fill me with confidence.
  10. @rufous In airports I have to put my complaining on the lowest setting or I'll have an aneurysm. Grammar pedantry doesn't switch off though.
  11. "Less napkins", Starbucks? "Less"? Prepare to feel the wrath of the grammar pedant's boycott!
  12. I think it's time to stop referring to redundancy as being "let go" in favour of the more honest "made go".
  13. Idea for an Indian/Borg fusion restaurant's name: Ass-Immolate. Resistance is futile.
  14. Quick Search Box is going to save me literally seconds per year in speeding up my tweeting.
  15. I just learned that Thin Lizzy will be suporting AC/DC in Punchestown this month. Kick ass! (via http://bit.ly/thinl )
  16. Was there anything @gruber didn't predict? #wwdc
  17. Ok, so AT&T sucks, but what about O2? When do I get MMS support? That reminds me I have to sort out moving to O2 UK too.
  18. I have three months to save up $29. I bet I can do it if I set my mind to it.
  19. My brand new MacBook is now shit.
  20. Following theappleblog.com/live and live.gizmodo.com. Also Twitter. What Am I missing? #wwdc If you said, "a life," you may be correct.