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  1. Mix equal parts Ribena apple and sparkling water and you have yourself a poor man's Appletizer. #ThingsILearnedInGooglesMiniKitchens7:58 AM Nov 4th from web
  2. Now once I start spamming Twitter with Amazon affiliate links, my Web empire will be complete.5:24 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  3. In my defense, I've been asked in the past how people can donate. It's an act of kindness to allow people to feel generous.5:24 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  4. I've given in and put a Paypal link on an open source project. Time to sit back and wait for the money to roll in.5:23 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  5. Possibly the worst computer tech-speak on any TV show ever: http://bit.ly/170c4C (via @Roshan)4:36 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  6. I for one welcome our new goat overlord!3:56 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  7. Monkey hand-standing on goat, standing on a vase balanced on a tightrope. I shit you not. http://bit.ly/3sL4Kv (via @RichardWiseman)3:56 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  8. A furniture rearranging error resulted in my office chair being a unicycle. Send help.2:35 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  9. @richardmbennett It was nothing but kitchen knives and a confident hand—all you need to carve anything, really.9:00 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie in reply to richardmbennett
  10. It's alive! Alive! My first ever jack-o-lantern. http://yfrog.com/7ckhqj8:39 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  11. "Nerd's Case" warning sign in the Science Museum: http://flic.kr/p/7b1afq2:19 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  12. New (very brief) blog post: "Offered Without Comment" http://bit.ly/s0OE14:17 AM Oct 25th from web
  13. @rufous Making people look insane is my whole motivation for ignoring them, generally.12:50 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to rufous
  14. I usually skip #followfriday, but I've been waiting all week to tell you all to check out @serafinowicz, the new king of one-liners.1:46 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  15. Thanks to @JoannaSchaff for recommending Doodlejump and Flood It. Everyone, I'm still looking for iPhone games that play nicely with music.4:55 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  16. I'm looking for a good iPhone game that lets me keep playing music while playing it. Suggestions? Bejewelled is all I have so far.3:12 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  17. Trying out the new pirate toaster: awesome! http://yfrog.com/5d9n8tj6:45 AM Oct 18th from Tweetie
  18. Thanks @steve_gray_, for pointing me at http://bit.ly/2x0IGo. #beatcancer upgraded to "probably not a hoax". Wonder how they're tracking it?10:12 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  19. Where did the #beatcancer meme originate, and who will donate the money? I suspect it's a hoax; please prove otherwise (with a link).9:46 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie
  20. Funny how I reflexively read, "please RT," as, "please unfollow."4:07 AM Oct 17th from Tweetie