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  1. I'm in This Is Your Life: The Grinch at UCB Theatre at 8pm. Come on out! http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2231 about 19 hours ago from web
  2. Just got out of Avatar. My first and most deeply felt observation about the film: Geez, those horses on Pandora look like huge cocks. 11:17 PM Dec 17th from WitStream
  3. Weird coincidence– yesterday Ben Bernanke's beard was named Beard of the Year by Beard Magazine, (a magazine I once thought of starting). 11:59 AM Dec 16th from WitStream
  4. Mayor Bloomberg lit the world's largest menorah in Central Park. You know what that means? Eight hot new spots for anonymous gay sex. 11:36 PM Dec 13th from WitStream
  5. Let's pause all the bits for a second... Who else is really digging Carson Daly's format? No confining set. Just rocking it on location. 11:02 PM Dec 11th from WitStream
  6. RT @erockappel: Video: “The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It” I can’t believe that... http:// ... 2:30 PM Dec 4th from web
  7. The best news I've heard in some time: http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118012101.html?categoryid=13&cs=1 6:23 PM Dec 3rd from web
  8. Fascinating interview with USA Today film critic Mike Clark (laid off today): http://rockcriticsarchives.com/interviews/mikeclark/intro.html 5:11 PM Dec 2nd from web
  9. Oh no. Twitter has AIDS. 2:57 AM Dec 1st from WitStream
  10. You know what I like about Woody Allen? He really GETS black people. 11:09 PM Nov 29th from WitStream
  11. Exercise tip of the day: Put down The Cremaster Cycle and hop onto the Stationary Cycle! 4:56 PM Nov 19th from WitStream
  12. Wait a minute, I just noticed that Jon Stewart's studio audience tends to agree a lot with Jon Stewart. Coincidence? 6:20 PM Nov 18th from web
  13. Not only are there a lot of ads for the movie "Precious," but I'm seeing this novel "Push" advertised on every door in the city! 3:01 PM Nov 14th from WitStream
  14. If you only visit one website this year... @jwoliner http://facesofolddogs.tumblr.com/ 12:49 AM Nov 10th from web
  15. If there is ever a Lifetime Achievement Award for Excellence in Direct to Camera Racial Slur Montages, Spike Lee will definitely win one. 3:28 PM Nov 9th from WitStream
  16. The funniest seasons of Saturday Night Live were 1987-1990. No other seasons, before or since, have been funnier. 5:21 PM Nov 4th from web
  17. Has a boomerang ever actually worked? I mean, REALLY? 1:02 AM Oct 31st from WitStream
  18. I would visit The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, but I had a bad experience in Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. 9:52 PM Oct 26th from WitStream
  19. Free idea: a hip hop version of Hamlet where Hamlet's dad owns a gangsta rap record label and all the dialogue is rapped. You're welcome. 10:29 PM Oct 25th from WitStream
  20. Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bob #oneletteroffmovies 2:47 PM Oct 24th from web