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  1. Cookie Venn diagram of the day: http://bit.ly/8U40iM 18 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  2. The only time I bother cleaning the house anymore is when people come over. Does that qualify as slovenly behavior? #allhowyoulookatit 3:45 PM Nov 28th from twidroid
  3. Tiger Woods' and his SUV ran into a tree and was seriously injured. Sources say the Cadillac Escalade won't recover. 9:14 AM Nov 28th from web
  4. RT @rainnwilson Happy Black Friday! So called because it's the color of the corrosive decay of materialism that threatens to engulf us all! 8:56 AM Nov 27th from twidroid
  5. Think I'm just gonna show up at Obama's Thanksgiving dinner tonight. All I need's a tux and some attitude. Gonna post the pix on F'book. 10:25 AM Nov 26th from twidroid
  6. Thanksgiving, the reason God created dishwashers. And expandable pants. 10:20 AM Nov 26th from twidroid
  7. Gearing up for T-giving w/ the family? Here's some family inspiration. http://bit.ly/4v30gf Happy Thanksgiving! 10:46 AM Nov 25th from TweetDeck
  8. @shhdontellsteve Dirt! Soap operas have nothing on Steve's fabled life! This should get interesting. 3:37 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck in reply to shhdontellsteve
  9. Just bought 2 Krispy Kreme donuts to help stop human trafficking in Cambodia. Take THAT South East Asian power barons. 7:55 AM Nov 24th from web
  10. How would you like to discover your real father is Charles Manson? http://bit.ly/8h0lmq #realitycheck 4:16 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  11. 140 characters is for chumps. The Noveller is social media's future. http://bit.ly/54PjmZ 1:23 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  12. You snooze you loose. Well, I have snost and lost. Awesome phrase courtesy of @MikeDoughtyYeah 12:38 PM Nov 22nd from web
  13. Just in time for Christmas: the MANGROOMER® Electric Back Hair Shaver. Thanks BB&B! http://bit.ly/5Aj6RX 9:36 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  14. In case you missed it, the story of a drifter with one thing on his mind: Log Cabin Follies http://bit.ly/17JfVR 9:29 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  15. Was talking to a guy who said his band just wasn't the same once they signed on to a major record label. But the money was great. Shocking. 10:22 AM Nov 21st from twidroid
  16. Break out the sliderule: Why your friends have more friends than you. http://bit.ly/4JwOpr 4:48 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  17. Seriously addictive "iPhone" game: http://bit.ly/4B7VPD (thanks @snackfight) 3:06 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  18. Word! RT @johnu: Check out my friend's blog http://roommatediaries.com by @roommatediaries All things roour ommate!story 12:31 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  19. I'm coocoo for cocoa puffs! Oh. RT @johnu: Sarah Palin "Going Brogue" http://bit.ly/3RAhag #palinpun #knockknockjokes 9:21 AM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  20. Gonna knit that girl a Fallopian cozy. 9:51 PM Nov 17th from twidroid