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  1. "Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire." -Rodney Dangerfield #quote #lol
  2. "My sister started to smell trouble when on the second day of her honeymoon the groom started asking for separate checks." Wendy Morgan #lol
  3. "You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male......" -Caroline Rhea #quote #lol
  4. I used the term "keep those cards and letters coming" and my Gen Y co-workers smiled blankly. They had no idea what I was talking about. #hr
  5. "Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age." French Proverb #fb #quote #qotd #hr
  6. Boomers R the offspring of The WWII Generation, Jonesers R the offspring of The Silent Generation, and Xers R the offspring of Boomers. #hr
  7. "Call me old-school, but I miss the Cold War." -Gary Shandling #quote #p2 #tlot #tcot #comedy #lol
  8. "You aren't famous till my mother has heard of you." -Jay Leno #quote #fb
  9. To be is to do (I. Kant) To do is to be (A. Sartre) Do-be-do-be-do (F. Sinatra)
  10. "If your husband has difficulty in getting to sleep, the words, “We need to talk about our relationship” may help." -Rita Rudner #quote #fb
  11. GENERATION JONES (1954-65) "....practical idealists, forged in the fires of social upheaval while too young to play a part." -J Pontell #hr
  12. "Days off." Spencer Tracey (when asked what he looks for in a script) #quote
  13. "It's in that place where I put that thing that time." #fb #twitter
  14. There are trivial truths & great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opp. of a great truth is also true. -N Bohr
  15. @carolharnett ......what do you mean "ALMOST always" ?!?!?!?!??!
  16. "20 seconds? But I want it now!" -Homer Simpson (downloading a file) #quote #lol #fb #twitter
  17. Ask Gen Y what "cc" stands for. They can tell you "carbon copy." Ask them why it's called "carbon copy." No idea! Carbon footprint? #hr #fb
  18. "I wasn’t a very good accountant. I always felt that if you got within two or three bucks of it that was close enough." -Bob Newhart #quote
  19. "Nothing is less important than which fork you use." -Emily Post- #fb #quote
  20. "Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think—in a deeper voice." -Bill Cosby #quote #lol #fb