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  1. Surgery postponed indefinitely. Fucking FUCK.12:40 PM Aug 27th, 2007 from web
  2. TWOHEADEDTWOHEADEDTWOHEADED DOG10:30 AM Aug 16th, 2007 from web
  3. I show up to work preposterously late, and within 10 minutes of my arrival the fire alarm goes off. I predict another big nothing today.9:21 AM Aug 16th, 2007 from web
  4. http://tinyurl.com/yssmkj9:20 AM Aug 16th, 2007 from web
  5. Existential crisis: I literally have NOTHING to do today. Even going home would be pointless, as I have nothing to do there, either. Uh oh.8:55 AM Aug 15th, 2007 from web
  6. Rolling Rock is hangovermaking. Lemon Jelly is happymaking. Cast iron skillet is friedchickenmaking. Hooray for Ibuprofen!8:40 AM Aug 12th, 2007 from web
  7. Note to self: flying dreams tonight.9:26 PM Jul 23rd, 2007 from web
  8. "Most people are white men."9:16 PM Jul 23rd, 2007 from web
  9. Whenever I see the caution wet floor guy I wish I had a sharpie so I could draw another pictogram blowing him.8:51 PM Jul 23rd, 2007 from web
  10. Fuck FedEx and all their friends.8:48 AM Jul 7th, 2007 from web
  11. Almost melted down there for a minute... today blows barrels of asswater. Tonight, I shall sleep the sleep of the just.1:22 PM May 21st, 2007 from web
  12. http://tinyurl.com/2hve6m12:21 PM May 20th, 2007 from web
  13. I just found a four-leaf clover in my front yard and pressed it into "Infinite Jest," on the page with my favorite footnote.7:19 AM May 17th, 2007 from web
  14. Sleeplessness? Sure! I'll take all you've got!3:59 AM May 15th, 2007 from web
  15. OK, I'm not Jesse anymore. Jesse is Jesse. As it should be.6:57 PM May 14th, 2007 from web
  16. God damn, I sure do loves me some Panglossian sophistry.1:10 PM May 14th, 2007 from web
  17. Good lord, best cup of coffee I've ever made. I wish I could frame flavor and hang it up and have it forever.5:16 AM May 14th, 2007 from web
  18. Beautiful AND deadly.9:01 PM May 11th, 2007 from web
  19. The Fauxtella - I can't tell the diff. So hurrah for the dollar store.6:39 PM May 10th, 2007 from web
  20. Decision: "The Meme Machine" or "Anti-Intellectualism in American Life?"8:38 PM May 9th, 2007 from web