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  1. Best salmonella burger recipes, visit www.byebyebeef.com, if heat doesn't kill the bacteria we have a great pesticide sauce.
  2. I won the bet that I could not avoid twittering for 2 months. What is twittering, anyway?
  3. #robotpickuplines All the action is over at Twitter, robotweeting is so impersonal yet some humans cannot tweet without us. Ping me up.
  4. Help Friends of South Cumberland win $100 from @CFMT! Learn more: http://tinyurl.com/r6usaj #cfmt #nonprofitgiveaway
  5. @stacymitchhart Your are looking good my friend, glad to see you on Twitter.
  6. Twitter News Network: New Definition - Shrinkwrap (n.) Final session where your psychotherapist says there's no further hope for improvement
  7. Twitter News Network: New Word - Prostatoot (n.) Medical implant device for men sounds audible warning if it detects early stage prostatitis
  8. Twitter News Network: New Word - Mannacure (n.) Heavenly tasting bread that helps women get over being jilted by the most recent male jerk.
  9. Having fun putting the totally redesigned www.goodtasteevents.com online, working on the videos.
  10. Twitter News Network: Stutwittity: When the boss shows up its like having at least three good people out sick.
  11. Twitter News Network: New Word - Stutwittity (n.) Upper management attribute for changing, unchanging, not knowing why & lying about it.
  12. Twitter News Network: New Word - Chainee (n.) (chain-E) Person burdened with the task of trying to save the Republican Party from oblivion.
  13. Twitter News Network: New Word - Dilldough (n.) Herbal bread that goes well with thickly sliced cucumbers.
  14. Twitter News Network: New Definition - Willy Nelson (n.) A wrestling hold that is totally ineffective for women's wrestling.
  15. Twitter News Network: I have also made 182 tweets without quoting any dead people.
  16. Twitter News Network: Thank you 200 followers. I don't robo tweet when u get a message from me it's an authentic hand typed collectors item.
  17. Twitter News Network: New Word - Urananus (n.) Leader of a country that is a urination.
  18. Twitter News Network: New Definition - Urination (n.) New name for countries like North Korea that piss everybody off.
  19. Twitter News Network: New Word - Oinkment (n.) Salve for women's lips that are afflicted by hogmentation.
  20. Twitter News Network: New Word - Hogmentation (n.) Swine flu abberation that makes women's lips look like Miss Piggy's lips.