rommiej
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As a journalist, I was sure I'd thrive doing Christmas shopping on deadline.
Related: I also thought print media was a fine career track.
about 18 hours ago
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Marijuana is the steroids of competitive eating.
10:37 PM Dec 23rd
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@ If I cross-dress as poorly as I normal-dress, I'm probably better off just twirling my own. The ear hair should be long enough.
10:43 AM Dec 23rd
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It's simple. I just lightly sear my taint with a small butane torch and the nicotine cravings disappear almost immediately.
9:14 AM Dec 23rd
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Having gone 48 hours without a cigarette, I'm starting to feel like a utility infielder for Team Abstinence.
12:19 PM Dec 22nd
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Does Dr. Kevorkian offer group rates?
I'm asking for my co-workers.
11:30 AM Dec 22nd
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@ Are there any peanut butter chocolate chip left?! Save one for me, prz. Or at least half of one. Or a bite. I'll settle for a crumb.
11:45 AM Dec 21st
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@ Noses are red / Fingers are blue / At least that's what I hear from Canada / While dining al fresco at a sunny sidewalk cafe
10:32 AM Dec 21st
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@ Best weekend eats: World's greatest peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies, as prepared by @.
9:28 AM Dec 21st
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in reply to TheStew
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Ugh! You guys, the last Rolaid fell on the floor and rolled under the bed.
Also, Flavor Flav was right -- 911 is a joke in this town.
1:07 PM Dec 19th
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@ Hercules Double IPA is delightful if you like big hops. Otherwise, I'm a huge fan of the Lagunitas Censored copper ale.
3:34 PM Dec 18th
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in reply to culinarypirate
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"Eating a sandwich."
2:27 PM Dec 18th
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Don't you love looking at old family photos? I know I do.
Mainly for the reassurance that my dad never smiled *before* I was born, either.
12:38 PM Dec 18th
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@ Shut your newshole.
11:27 AM Dec 18th
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@ 'Tis the season to be jowly, after all.
11:12 AM Dec 18th
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in reply to RexHuppke
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As a journalist, my only conflict of interest is my total and complete lack of interest.
11:10 AM Dec 18th
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@ @ Umlauts are what happens when you ask yourself, as you should every morning, "What would Lemmy do?"
6:14 AM Dec 16th
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in reply to abigvictory
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@ It's Jan. 23 at a location TBD. Most people are staying in Nob Hill area, but wherever you play I will be there! Do it!
10:18 PM Dec 15th
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@ Ladies always swoon when I start tossing around bon mots about cat butt.
7:02 AM Dec 14th
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in reply to marleymarley
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'Tis the season to be jolly. And also to ever-so-gently tug that partially digested tinsel out of your cat's butthole.
6:49 AM Dec 14th
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- Name Rommie J.
- Location Tampa, FL
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Standard carbon-based lifeform. Writer. Shut-in. Inebriate. Degenerate. Inveterate layabout. Old ladies particularly hate me.
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