rolliwrites
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8th espresso! संस्कृता वाक्
about 7 hours ago
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@ I envy you, then. Even my naps are nappuccinos.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to dirkjohnson
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@ After 9, I can reproduce asexually, via the "budding" process.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to icypop
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5TH espresso! After 6, I can fiddle splendidly, and after 8, speak Sanskrit - though the effect is, sadly, transient.
about 12 hours ago
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OVERHEARD in a mall: "Stop calling it Xmas! After all, Christmas is really about - ME. Happy MEmas, by the way. Hands off those chocolates!"
9:54 AM Nov 28th
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@ Pita pockets filled with tasty animals? You may be on to something ...
7:02 AM Nov 27th
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in reply to Zanghed
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HORRIBLE luncheon! I ought to report the caterers to PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Pita Pockets).
6:32 PM Nov 26th
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EITHER I'm hung over, or the GSO (Gong Symphony Orchestra), responding to budget cuts, rehearsed last night under my pillow - again.
8:32 AM Nov 26th
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EITHER I've drunk too much wine, or the Feng Shui Bandits have silently rearranged all my furnishings, then slipped out the window - again.
6:23 PM Nov 25th
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FATHER forgive me, for I have drunk the QUESTIONABLE EGGNOG.
7:58 AM Nov 25th
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FOOTING the bill is outmoded. I prefer to hand it - generally two to the left.
9:11 AM Nov 24th
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FULLY caffeinated, I can type an amazing 200 wpm - and in Swahili, it seems, to boot.
7:52 AM Nov 24th
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@ Advice with the rich aroma of truth. Besides, from this height, I can tell who has dandruff.
8:28 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to wheresmymindmil
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Hmm ... should I have ONE more coffee, or let go of the ceiling? WWJVD (What Would Juan Valdez Do)?
8:04 AM Nov 23rd
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I've sworn off autobiographies. In no instance should "I" be a 90,000-letter word.
9:24 AM Nov 22nd
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ONE more espresso, and I fear I'll start running amok. Could someone please call the dog catcher?
7:16 AM Nov 22nd
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Watch for a new poem, "Bat" (hint - it's about bats), in next month's COLUMBIAKids. Or, you know, don't.
10:41 AM Nov 21st
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Father forgive me, for I have eaten the chocolate angel from the china cabinet that was intended only as a decoration.
2:56 PM Nov 20th
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@ Suppose I AM a little preoccupied with the stuff. But the human body is, after all, 3/4 coffee.
9:39 AM Nov 20th
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in reply to NounersD
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ONE more pot of coffee. Then could someone please catch me with a butterfly net?
8:27 AM Nov 20th
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- Name Rolli
- Location Canada
- Web http://www.rolliw...
- Bio Rolli writes - for adults (The New Quarterly, Quarterly West, subTerrain), and children (Ladybug, Spider, Highlights for Children).
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