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oh that's what RT means. i thought it stood for rancid twat. or rusty tits.9:37 PM Nov 18thfrom web
have you guys ever heard of a meatballs sandwich? it's like a regular sandwich but it has meatballs in it. can you imagine?4:53 AM Nov 11thfrom web
Senate to perform partial birth abortion on the health care bill. Choose life!3:14 PM Nov 9thfrom web
colonoscopies are just like space travel. have you ever noticed that? spleens are like kidneys.6:46 AM Nov 8thfrom web
the actual femur in someone’s neck Dead children on the swingset A dildo in a classroom Dead rotting bears Why are Jeff and Stan shirtless3:10 AM Nov 6thfrom web
it's really none of your business what i'm doing. truth is, i'm either masturbating or i'm not masturbating. right now i am. oh. not. gross.6:34 AM Nov 4thfrom web
#unseenprequels you've got mail but it is just some spam about penis size, not anything that contains friendly banter that leads to romance10:30 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
Parlez-vous français? (Do you play guitar?)3:44 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
the brother dcp-110c has defeated me.3:44 PM Nov 2ndfrom web
ideas are like vaginas. some stink. some are a bit fuzzy. and some are pretty deep.7:26 AM Oct 30thfrom web