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  1. #movingcouches this couch moving hash is going to DOMINATE!
  2. is praying that god won't punish all of us atheists in the afterlife
  3. @oddcitrus oh yeah? what i need now is a handy icon for spotting rusty tits.
  4. oh that's what RT means. i thought it stood for rancid twat. or rusty tits.
  5. have you guys ever heard of a meatballs sandwich? it's like a regular sandwich but it has meatballs in it. can you imagine?
  6. Senate to perform partial birth abortion on the health care bill. Choose life!
  7. colonoscopies are just like space travel. have you ever noticed that? spleens are like kidneys.
  8. the actual femur in someone’s neck Dead children on the swingset A dildo in a classroom Dead rotting bears Why are Jeff and Stan shirtless
  9. it's really none of your business what i'm doing. truth is, i'm either masturbating or i'm not masturbating. right now i am. oh. not. gross.
  10. mario lopez
  11. is rum and fanta a legitimate drink?
  12. #unseenprequels the seven japanese guys who like swords
  13. adding temperature variable to the formula for most favored pants status
  14. #unseenprequels the pregnancy of a nation
  15. #unseenprequels the cloudy afternoon
  16. #unseenprequels you've got mail but it is just some spam about penis size, not anything that contains friendly banter that leads to romance
  17. Parlez-vous français? (Do you play guitar?)
  18. the brother dcp-110c has defeated me.
  19. ideas are like vaginas. some stink. some are a bit fuzzy. and some are pretty deep.
  20. how do i do a tweet? this is hard.