Profile_bird

Hey there! Roland_Hedley is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving Roland_Hedley's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Roland_Hedley

  1. Cheney accuses prez of treason on FN. Like Palin, still contributing to national conversation. So glad he's not dead yet.
  2. Palin Climategate op-ed piece triggers howls of protest from "scientists", "experts", "Al Gore". Healthy debate restored.
  3. While mistress count plateaus at 11, Gatorade fires Tiger to save slogan ("Is it in you?").
  4. Fox News Noon Twitline: Tiger mistress count stalls at 11; Obama resets bar for "peace"; Climategate resets reality.
  5. With official transfer of ownership @ West Point, Obama is first Peace Prize winner with war named after him.
  6. Thunderous applause for most electric Nobel Peace Prize appearance since Kissinger took time out from bombing Cambodia.
  7. In tribute to Leon Festinger, father of cognitive dissonance, Obama explains troop increase to rapt Peace Prize audience.
  8. If Magical Mistress Tour is performance art, curator should take bow. Partygirl wrangler unsung hero of ambitious piece.
  9. Woods changes story, now claims "suite" of transcontinental trysts was performance art. Christo, Yoko set for deposition.
  10. Update: In deposition w/ Team Elin, Tiger claims he chose look-alike blonde mistresses as "homage" to wife while on road.
  11. Vampire update: Hell hath no fury like 9 lawyered-up mistresses, but Tiger, oft described as "immortal", may be old hand.
  12. Update: Mistress #9 is (sitting down?)... hospitality worker! Meanwhile, babes #1-8 vote to unionize, split hush money.
  13. Tonight 8PM EST on Fox News: "Does Tiger date vampires? You decide."
  14. Ordered to revise language of previous retraction. New wording: "Fox News unable to confirm existence of vampires."
  15. Just been advised Fox News doesn't currently acknowledge existence of vampires (Fox Broadcasting does). Disregard previous tweet.
  16. Pattern emerging: Woods only dates women who sleep during the day. Trendy vampire angle?
  17. What a surprise. Like #1-3, Mistress #4 is nocturnal hospitality worker.
  18. Four new Tigurlz stacked up, seek clearance to land for 15 mins. LiveNation in talks to package as Magical Mistress Tour.
  19. In nimble response, Murdoch flies in 80 tab reporters from Australia to cover Tiger mistress surge. Welcome, mates!
  20. Wheels starting to come off several major news organizations as weekend staffs scramble to cover Tiger mistresses #4-#7.