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  1. @rooshv by 2030 84% of americans will be overweight. the last hot girl will have the biggest bitch shield in history. 8:12 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to rooshv
  2. anyone know how i can get blog updates to appear on twitter? i'm not a natural tweeter. 6:36 PM Jun 21st from web
  3. thinking about switching carriers to get new iphone. apps are goldmine for pickup routines. 6:35 PM Jun 21st from web
  4. # of girls who've gotten me sick so far this year: 3 7:40 PM Jun 18th from web
  5. hey everybody! i just peed! isn't that FASCINATING? 7:16 PM Jun 16th from web
  6. @ricky_raw validation of their normalcy. it doesn't count in private. 7:16 PM Jun 16th from web in reply to ricky_raw
  7. @ricky_raw heh. eventually we'll all communicate in emoticons. :( :? :) 6:59 PM May 17th from web in reply to ricky_raw
  8. went to frederick.expected to see rednecks. did not. saw little girls in heavy makeup posing as mannequins in a store window instead.creepy. 5:13 PM May 17th from web
  9. @ricky_raw future anthropologists will document the decline of america through old vh1 shows. 5:11 PM May 17th from web in reply to ricky_raw
  10. @rooshv this is disappointing. 5:08 PM May 17th from web in reply to rooshv
  11. witnessed the most awkward date i have ever seen at busboys last night. like watching a car wreck in slo-mo. 3:23 PM May 3rd from web
  12. stopped to talk to a girl on the sidewalk. sneezed right in her face. april. 5:03 PM Apr 25th from web
  13. @BhettiB immortality. NAC is a wonder supplement. no shitting you. google it. 8:14 PM Mar 2nd from web in reply to Bhetti
  14. in other news, is it theoretically possible for the dow to hit zero? 7:56 PM Mar 2nd from web
  15. can anyone recommend an easily concealed voice recorder that will function in noisy environments? 7:54 PM Mar 2nd from web
  16. having an insomnia attack. harem unavailable to relieve. 10:58 PM Feb 24th from web
  17. gingko overrated. try NAC, resveratrol, and glutathione. 10:57 PM Feb 24th from web
  18. TV just broke. he has decided not to replace it. 7:31 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from web
  19. i dont get twitter. 9:25 PM Jul 23rd, 2008 from web
  20. this is so retarded. 12:38 PM Feb 2nd, 2008 from web