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let the NYTimes be bought by the gov't. it can't be any less objective than it already is. lay those cards on table, pinch.4:35 PM Sep 26thfrom web
if you see a choper circling overhead with spotlight shining, that's your cue to move quickly to a chopperless area.4:33 PM Sep 26thfrom web
spotted a black bear while hiking sugarloaf in md. gentle giant myass. i picked up my pace.12:49 PM Sep 26thfrom web
all my sex dreams end just before completion. robbed!9:21 PM Sep 7thfrom web
people eat fewer nuts - and hence calories - when they're in the shell. more proof the best diet is the one with no middlemen.9:16 PM Sep 7thfrom web
have left car inspection and registration renewal to last possible minute. oh yeaaah... screw you dc! fight the power.8:19 PM Aug 24thfrom web
in the midst of a complete diet overhaul. how long do nuts in the shell keep?8:54 PM Aug 10thfrom web
i've never seen someone get shit on by a bird, but today it happened to my buddy. supposedly, it's good luck.4:29 PM Aug 9thfrom web
there is no way to look dignified in a smart car.9:31 PM Aug 4thfrom web
it's puzzling how so many urban chicas are so nonchalant about walking home alone late at night through their semi-ghetto hoods.9:07 PM Aug 4thfrom web
