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- I saw a stuffed Spock in a vending machine today. I am still trying to process this.about 23 hours ago from web
- @apodolsky They are the brainchild of your brain child. Your brain grandchild.about 23 hours ago from web in reply to apodolsky
- @jordanp Um, threesome joke.12:09 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to jordanp
- @rosster We are in the wrong fields12:08 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to rosster
- These children are monsters. Pocket monsters.11:31 AM Jul 6th from web
- Oh man, "Swimmy" fucking rocks. You go, Leo Lioni. You go.4:13 PM Jul 5th from web
- @thegeach DO NOT GO BACK TO PRE-K. IT IS LIKE LORD OF THE FLIES.1:27 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to thegeach
- These children are awful. But also awfully adorable.1:35 PM Jun 29th from web
- @beklles good to see you on your feet!4:49 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to beklles
- @rosster It's Jed, Rosswell.3:30 PM Jun 23rd from web in reply to rosster
- We don't have a union, so TFA is our union! Exciting.6:39 PM Jun 21st from web
- I SMELL GREAT. Thanks, Irish Spring Liquid Soap!10:08 AM Jun 21st from web
- @stacytg You are such a globetrotter this year!2:58 PM Jun 20th from web
- Go away, Bing! You're like the Pepsi to Google's Coke. No one likes or wants you.7:26 AM Jun 20th from web
- Bustin' makes me feel good!9:16 PM Jun 19th from web
- Um, I have a confession to make. I didn't really pay attention to what these green icons were about, I kind of just wanted one...9:08 PM Jun 19th from web
- @jordanp That's not..very...democratic...2:44 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to jordanp
- Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/2:24 PM Jun 18th from Support #IranElection
- GUESS WHO JUST RAN INTO TIWALADE AT IIT2:22 PM Jun 18th from web
- Okay, TFA induction, do your worst.8:24 PM Jun 16th from web
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- Name Pranks
- Location Chicago, IL
- Bio If your mirror has a monster in it, do not shout. This kind of situation does not call for freaking out.
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