RogueHalfling
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that's the 14th Flesh Render we've killed tonight and my biggest worry: How do they go to the bathroom? I mean, hello, claws!
5:00 PM Nov 22nd
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he also doesn't understand why I find it amusing to sneak up underneath the hill giants and stab them in the bollocks
4:49 PM Nov 22nd
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.@ doesnt understand why when I see three hill giants and five ogres my first thought is "this is going to be FUN!"
4:48 PM Nov 22nd
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Sorrowdusk Isle is a lovely place to vacation. Beautiful scenery, lovely birdsong, plenty of things to kill...
5:38 PM Oct 4th
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The monk... not the mohawk. The mohawk is in a bright purple helmet. Inconspicuous: your doin' it wrong aktually
5:18 PM Aug 16th
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Sneaking is easy... unless you're being tailed by a six foot, clumsy monk with a red mohawk in an orange and white dress.
5:17 PM Aug 16th
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That damned warforged is back in the bar again, telling his sob story. "Dealt in death" my ass...
5:01 PM Jul 19th
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why is it when wet things fall from the sky they always land on me? I'm a VERY small target!
2:41 PM Jul 19th
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Why do trolls always insult my mother? Have they even LOOKED at their own mothers? Yeeeuck.
8:46 PM Jul 18th
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.@ of course. The rotting fish smell good (by comparison, anyway)
6:42 PM Jul 9th
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Ah, Stormreach. You still smell like rotting fish and dock whores. It's good to be home.
6:33 PM Jul 9th
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"No, Slippy, you can't stab the knight in the face... that's MY job."
5:32 PM May 17th
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Woke up yesterday in bar, in puddle of ale. Woke up today in cemetery... At least things are improving.
5:21 PM May 17th
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Elves love to mock halflings, but at least I don't DIE everytime a troll looks at me.
4:57 PM May 16th
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Today we are traipsing out to Sorrowdusk Isle, looking for cultists. I hope they like hangovers
4:18 PM May 16th
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Woke up this morning with head pillowed on bar, and a puddle of something that smelled like ale under my cheek. Wonderful.
4:17 PM May 16th
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Friggin' elves. Wonder what they use on their hair...
8:25 PM May 15th
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Day 220: Still prettier than @. Suspect I might not be quite as pretty as Slippy Da'Jinx though.
8:24 PM May 15th
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Trogledyte eggs taste slimy, but are oddly satisfying.
7:34 PM May 15th
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Have renamed the sorcerer "Slippy De'Jinx". He doesn't seem to care for it, but I believe in naming things appropriately.
6:56 PM May 15th
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- Name Rogue Halfling
- Location Stormreach
- Bio Just a little mouse slipping through the shadows of Stormreach
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