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  1. that's the 14th Flesh Render we've killed tonight and my biggest worry: How do they go to the bathroom? I mean, hello, claws!
  2. he also doesn't understand why I find it amusing to sneak up underneath the hill giants and stab them in the bollocks
  3. .@monkboy doesnt understand why when I see three hill giants and five ogres my first thought is "this is going to be FUN!"
  4. Sorrowdusk Isle is a lovely place to vacation. Beautiful scenery, lovely birdsong, plenty of things to kill...
  5. The monk... not the mohawk. The mohawk is in a bright purple helmet. Inconspicuous: your doin' it wrong aktually
  6. Sneaking is easy... unless you're being tailed by a six foot, clumsy monk with a red mohawk in an orange and white dress.
  7. That damned warforged is back in the bar again, telling his sob story. "Dealt in death" my ass...
  8. why is it when wet things fall from the sky they always land on me? I'm a VERY small target!
  9. Why do trolls always insult my mother? Have they even LOOKED at their own mothers? Yeeeuck.
  10. .@Monkboy of course. The rotting fish smell good (by comparison, anyway)
  11. Ah, Stormreach. You still smell like rotting fish and dock whores. It's good to be home.
  12. "No, Slippy, you can't stab the knight in the face... that's MY job."
  13. Woke up yesterday in bar, in puddle of ale. Woke up today in cemetery... At least things are improving.
  14. Elves love to mock halflings, but at least I don't DIE everytime a troll looks at me.
  15. Today we are traipsing out to Sorrowdusk Isle, looking for cultists. I hope they like hangovers
  16. Woke up this morning with head pillowed on bar, and a puddle of something that smelled like ale under my cheek. Wonderful.
  17. Friggin' elves. Wonder what they use on their hair...
  18. Day 220: Still prettier than @Monkboy. Suspect I might not be quite as pretty as Slippy Da'Jinx though.
  19. Trogledyte eggs taste slimy, but are oddly satisfying.
  20. Have renamed the sorcerer "Slippy De'Jinx". He doesn't seem to care for it, but I believe in naming things appropriately.