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  1. @kovacslives I don't need a drink to not listen to you
  2. @kovacslives @Jane_Sterling is to pretty to be scrubbing stains out of my suits, but she's plenty pretty enough to help make them
  3. @raydennis "Lay-off the booze. You'll be more productive" That depends on what I'm producing.
  4. You wouldn't think lime juice would stain a jacket. You don't have this problem with straight vodka
  5. @TheAntFarm If you've never topped off a glass that already has liquor in it, I probably don't want to drink with you
  6. @jane_sterling and it makes me very happy to have you here. Just stay away from @_DonDraper, you just can't trust the man
  7. @WWDDD If you want to talk about lectures, a lecture on morality from you, doesn't show much self preservation
  8. @WWDDD The problem with @_DonDraper is that he makes up his own rules. Let me remind you with a contract comes rules
  9. @WWDDD your spelling is as bad as your manners. Calling a woman a harlot is one thing, but a harlet?
  10. @jane_sterling sweetheart, everyone knows you're the only Mrs. Sterling in my life
  11. @cooleyj Anyone can keep it off the ears and use some Brylcreem, but you need to have something under the scalp to matter
  12. Get @Jane_Sterling on the phone and tell her to wear something short and low cut. Its a good night for dinner and a show
  13. @perfectsec Don't worry about it. The floor would be empty if perfection was really a requirement for the job
  14. @_danbryan Don't forget to see my girl before trying to come into my office
  15. @RepressedMadMan I never scold a girl for using her assetts.
  16. I need Joan back on the staff, @perfectsec doesn't even work here and she's mispelling names I give her.
  17. It took me all morning to realize I was reading yesterday's paper.
  18. @pattie_boyd Having a television department has a nice effect on the office. Effects like actresses wandering the halls
  19. @mfp47 You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes; I like that you enjoy expensive ones
  20. @Madison616 It's nowhere near working hours sweetheart, I'm sure the girls in the pool had a laugh sending you over