rogbott
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I can't get mad at Celebrities using Ghost Writers, because I don't do half the work I take credit for
7:07 PM Nov 19th
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You can insert any time into the pizza on a bagel jingle and it is always hilarious. If you don't think it is, you are probably fat
8:33 PM Oct 12th
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when people ask me for the time, i make a big deal of staring at the sun and making imaginary lines before saying "it's too cloudy"
3:21 PM Oct 4th
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@ sent email needing my activation code after reinstalling gvdialer. Thanks
6:44 AM Oct 4th
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I put off cleaning my apt. for a few weeks and now it is going to be too much work, so I am going to continue putting it off.
4:57 AM Sep 16th
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Is Don Draper an a**hole? Yes. Does he get ladies? Yes. Ergo, A**holes gets ladies....Damn, I am good at logic puzzles
9:17 PM Sep 5th
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@ -802.11n-
6:48 AM Aug 24th
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Madden 2010 is awesome!
7:17 PM Aug 17th
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First Bing, now Zune HD...I really don't like this, but MSFT is actually making some good things.
9:26 PM Aug 13th
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I was impressed to have a lot of followers that have their own porn sites, but am getting the sinking feeling that they'll follow anyone
9:34 AM Aug 10th
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do you think if I abuse my child enough he can become the next Tiger Woods? Because I do
9:32 AM Aug 10th
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I discovered at Cedar Point that you can read the entire bible just by looking at all the tattoos
5:20 AM Aug 10th
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Things I did at 12:30 last night- 1. watch tv 2. unbutton pants 3. eat entire pizza. Yes, I am living the dream
6:37 AM Aug 8th
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B23 is the worst will call line ever. F u B23
4:15 PM Aug 7th
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just a nice lazy Friday, doing nice lazy things
7:15 AM Aug 7th
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I hate people. So why do I go to the mall?
11:19 AM Aug 5th
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Rf Interference is like herpes- you don't notice or care about it until it causes a problem for someone else
9:40 AM Aug 3rd
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instead of paying for healthcare, government should pay for a gym membership, rollerblades, and vats of sunscreen
5:12 AM Jul 29th
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once you buy an app you have been using the demo version for, the support guys are slow to get back to you
2:48 AM Jul 29th
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@ I am getting an error message that says "Sync operation failed, error: 11" This started Monday (7/27) and continues today
5:17 AM Jul 28th
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- Name Ramesh Srinivasan
- Location Michigan
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