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  1. #infinitebeard is the new #memeoftheweek #roffles http://digg.com/d31BqqW
  2. someone just told me that monday is pearl harbor remembrance day... what's pearl harbor? oh, maybe that's the point. #roffles
  3. 40th Anniversary of the Exploding Whale #ROFFLES- via boingboing.net Posted via web from ImJustCreat... http://bit.ly/6986Id
  4. RT @bongbot: Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong! Bong! #roffles
  5. .@1ads thanks for the RT... you're a good monkey!
  6. FYI to the shmucks who i follow... if you send me DMs about some quiz, or an IQ test, or any nonsense. i will poop on your face (virtually).
  7. @france_normandy my bottom is the same as my top. my front however always has your back.
  8. only @LGGoldenstar @ownleex and @LatonioLive sent me #followfriday love. everyone else who follows this monkey is a meanie. #ff
  9. @hannahlvzdogz needs to stop sending this monkey tons of auto DMs, it's really fucking annoying. sending auto DMs is proof you're a moron.
  10. @CobykeepBengys my IQ has to be higher than yours if you're going to send me a DM like that (change your password, you got compromised mang)
  11. RT @andrewmaier: NSFW yet totally awesome: http://getonmyhorse.com (yet? that's WHY it's awesome) #roffles
  12. what ever happened to the phrase "sit on a pole and spin"?
  13. if you sent me a DM about "truetwit" validation it will be ignored. c'mon people.
  14. if you create a poll on some site, and then let that site DM me about it, you're an idiot and an asshole. (ok ok ok ok, you're just a moron)
  15. @PWestcott when i have time my dear, when i have time. in the meantime you can go laugh at the new cnn.com. it's horrible.
  16. @PWestcott #roffles is an extension of the acronym ROFL which stands for "rolling on the floor laughing".
  17. [Interview] Rick Ross w/RealTalkNY- [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To1X6wgPTio&feature=player_embedded#] ... http://bit.ly/4o1T3k
  18. RT @sweeetascanbee #3wordsaftersex don't call me (what about "i'm not done" or "ok, thanks, later."?)
  19. Day 37: ROFFLES- Day 37: ROFFLES it's a long one, i know, but it gets better after the 5:00 mark. it's just us b... http://bit.ly/3Sp2pU
  20. RT @gwenbell: Now you can take a sh*t & eat it, too? I'm so confused. http://bit.ly/2tQ5ke