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  1. Leaving work at 2 feels like skipping school. Sweet.
  2. Testing out ways to make facial scars. Think I'll need a trip to Michael's for some modeling clay.
  3. Another day, another bucktoothed jellyfish.
  4. Binging on initialed authors: P.G. Wodehouse followed by H.P. Lovecraft. Maybe A.A. Milne next? Reread J.R.R. Tolkein?
  5. Wilting peach chilling in the fridge. Will now cut off brown hemisphere to get at PEACHY DELICIOUSNESS. Omnomnom
  6. Looking at lofts in Tampa. Mmm, polished concrete floors...it would seem my architectural tastes stopped developing around 1987.
  7. The neighbors' fountain sounds like a shower ALL THE TIME. God forbid if I want to hear the sounds of Nature, it's SHOWER TIME!
  8. Last 3 mornings' diner breakfast in my apartment: 1 mug instant coffe, 1 big fuckin bowl o'cheesy grits. Flo, where's my warm-up?
  9. Embarrassed to have spent so much time mentally assembling a house furniture plan from the IKEA website.
  10. Who designs a pot lid with a handle that heats up when it covers a hot pot? Is this a test?
  11. Psychonauts said it best: There's nothing more tedious than the tears of an unlovable child.
  12. My big plans for tomorrow: the library! And Starbucks! I am unreasonably excited about this. Because I am a nerd.
  13. Third wedding anniversary yesterday. Happy April Fool's!
  14. I'm very happy with my new job at the crystal and book store, though I worry about not having much in the way of professional ambition.
  15. I only ever feel a little bit worse after eating dairy.
  16. Which is cuter/funnier: a character with an overbite or one with an underbite? I must know, cartoon gods! I MUST KNOW!
  17. Need to carry sticky notes so I can leave passive aggressive notes on poorly parked cars that nearly block me in...and on Hummers.
  18. The Relationships section on Yahoo! Answers makes me laugh. And cry. So many people fail at human interaction.
  19. 3 days held together by a web if Sudafed, nicotine, caffeine on the set of Dead End. Now I die. Bleargh.
  20. Eating cream of broccoli soup and trying to ignore the smell of liquid latex from the drying bloody wound prosthetics. Dead End tomorrow!