robweychert
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@ I enjoyed it very, very much. The hype is deserved.
about 9 hours ago
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in reply to tiffehr
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My First Time (@ Shake Shack w/ 11 others)
about 11 hours ago
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from Radio Shack, Brooklyn
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My Top 3 Artists: Hank Williams (84), The Louvin Brothers (49) & Loretta Lynn (38)
4:44 AM Feb 26th
via Tweekly.fm
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Has any television character ever been as handsome as Don Draper *and* done as much vomiting?
8:07 AM Feb 25th
via Tweetbot for iOS
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Hey everyone, @ needs a good laugh. Please tell her a funny joke.
12:24 PM Feb 24th
via Twitter for Mac
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@ Already happened, actually:
5:20 AM Feb 24th
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in reply to tdominey
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Do monkeys have to brush and floss constantly to keep their teeth from falling out? Fuck evolution.
9:23 PM Feb 23rd
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Okay, Ken Burns’ Civil War, let’s go. If anything can make a man out of me, it is you.
7:21 PM Feb 21st
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My @ post for this month describes my new, simple time management system:
8:13 AM Feb 21st
via Twitter for Mac
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If you require a payment method for me to access a free trial of your service, I will bid you good day.
7:26 AM Feb 20th
via Twitter for Mac
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My Top 3 Artists: Tuatara (43), Hank Williams (39) & Console (22)
3:13 PM Feb 19th
via Tweekly.fm
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“Wait, don’t I have another book on ornament? Oh yeah. I do.”
10:47 AM Feb 19th
via Instagram
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Every so often, I pull a brush through the beard because it seems like I should. No matter what else happens that day, it is not a good day.
2:17 PM Feb 18th
via Twitter for Mac
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Wide awake thanks to an insanely loud 4 a.m. dance party outside my window, wondering if it’s really that hard to be a decent human being.
1:49 AM Feb 18th
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My neighborhood bodega stopped carrying the bread I like, and the alternative loaf is much smaller. Now I know how Nigel Tufnel felt.
10:51 AM Feb 17th
via Twitter for Mac
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Finally upgraded to a @ Pro account. No idea why it took me this long.
9:00 AM Feb 17th
via Twitter for Mac
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In case anyone thought there was any justice, I just saw J.D. Williams (aka Preston “Bodie” Broadus) in a FedEx commercial.
5:38 PM Feb 16th
via Tweetbot for iOS
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@ I *only* tweet from urinals.
9:25 PM Feb 13th
via Twitter for iPad
in reply to mikeindustries
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Oh yeah. Asparagus.
9:22 PM Feb 13th
via Twitter for iPad
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My Top 3 Artists: The Beatles (46), Deerhoof (39) & The Clash (38)
6:59 PM Feb 12th
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