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The audience for It's Complicated looks like the cast of a Catskills production of Freaks. Should've taken the parents to see Antichrist.
9:34 AM Dec 25th
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Be careful where you aim that hope! Crazy guy cries on CSPAN that his prayer for Byrd to die may have injured Inhofe.
6:27 PM Dec 22nd
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@ I disagree. You put sleeves on a tank-top, and you got a pretty nice shirt. Take off the sleeves, bam! Bad ass. Mark it Snuggied.
5:58 PM Dec 22nd
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Snuggie challenge: name a consumer good that you can't improve by adding sleeves to it. I've already snuggied my phone and the Palin book.
5:10 PM Dec 22nd
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@ Weren't you going to name your first kid "Watchmen" just a few months ago? Pick an overhyped blockbuster and stick with it, would you
7:23 PM Dec 21st
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RT @: SHOWTIME is AIRING The RONNA AND BEVERLY PILOT on MONDAY (search in ur
DVR for times) Tell the world!
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2:26 PM Dec 21st
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Hey anonymous European gangsters: if you value your face, stomach, eyes, throat or groin, don't kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter. He gets mad!
9:27 AM Dec 20th
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The brilliant Dan O'Bannon has died, but just to be safe, don't let the military handle the body. Braaaaiiinnnnsssss.
3:35 PM Dec 19th
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@ Looking forward to your Conan set tonight. Please gaze worshipfully at Max Weinberg for me, would you?
1:53 PM Dec 16th
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Dear Andy Kaufman, I Hate Your Guts at the Silent Movie Theatre tomorrow! Be there for some lady wrestling awesomeness.
11:59 AM Dec 2nd
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hey MacBook users: when I get the screen with the blinking folder with the ? on it, does that mean I win whatever is inside?
1:20 PM Dec 1st
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@ I was actually surprised by his enthusiasm. I'm also surprised that Ozzy today looks so much like Janis Joplin (today).
6:59 PM Nov 29th
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@ - Hey, being dead didn't stop Mick Jagger from making the show.
6:06 PM Nov 29th
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Watching this Rock Hall of Fame 25 thing on HBO...Graham Nash looks like the only member of CS&N that doesn't desperately hate the others.
5:22 PM Nov 29th
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The Godfather Part III is on AMC. Thanks for nothing, AMC. Now, I'll have to fill the long silences at dinner with To Catch A Predator.
1:39 PM Nov 26th
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Is your problem with The Wicker Man that Nicolas Cage was too restrained? Then take off that bear costume and run to see Bad Lieutenant.
10:07 AM Nov 25th
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@ Well, Boston. They get all the good stuff, if you ignore the weather 8 months of the year.
9:34 AM Nov 24th
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RT @: I dunno how to post video on here but I hope you enjoy. thanks to Bobby Cannavale.
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9:33 AM Nov 24th
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Wow RT @ ATTENTION CURB FANS: presale tomorrow for a great CURB double bill w/ Richard Lewis & JB Smoove.
9:21 AM Nov 24th
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Just got off the phone with Tony Clifton. I didn't know I would be interviewing him. 30 minutes and a lot of talk about anal sex later...
9:40 AM Nov 18th
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- Name Rob Turbovsky
- Location Los Angeles.
- Bio I do comedy and write about comedy. And also music and movies. I don't do any of these well.
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