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robshoy

  1. The amount of negativity in my life atm (none of which is coming from me) is out of control, and just might be enough to drive me insane.
  2. @Celinaaa You gross btich, trying to steal my mayorshiiiip. Who are you KIDDING? Ugh. #pathetic2012
  3. “@drewdlesaurus: killed another aux cord.” This will be the title of a chapter in my autobiography.
  4. HIGHSCHOOLERS. EVERYWHERE. AGAIN.
  5. @WXSYZ Talk to them? Interrupt their Magic games? INTERACT with them like I would interact with humans or house cats? That's #socialsuicide.
  6. "All the other kids who are cat-ear-kids better run, better run, outrun my gun" (Gun of piercing judgement, that is).
  7. I have lots of respect for the huge amount of cat-ear-kids currently playing Magic in the cafeteria. Takes guts to look so nerdy in public.
  8. Happy #VALENTINESDAY, internet. This is the first in my life that will actually matter. Lots of love.
  9. I love it when I speed all the way to class only to be greeted with thi @ Whitney Applied Technology Center instagr.am/p/G9WZ2AAFGM/
  10. Yeah, Jay! Yeah, Yeezy! Woo! #GRAMMYs
  11. Watching the #GRAMMYs means watching ALL of it. Even if the douchebag who beat up Rihanna is performing. This song sucks, by the way.
  12. Is Adele going to not win anything today? Blah. Boring. #GRAMMYs
  13. Alicia and Bonnie are singing the Etta James tribute. Beautiful stuff on that stage. #GRAMMYs
  14. "A performance by Chris Brown you won't want to miss" is like saying "a form of testicular cancer you'll definitely want to get". #GRAMMYS
  15. Did he really just shout "Get off your rich asses and make some noise"? In other news: Bruno Mars tapped as new Rage Against singer #GRAMMYS
  16. Bruno Mars. I don't care about you. I don't even really like you all that much. But you put on a good show, I guess. Props. #GRAMMYs
  17. Standing ovation for a clip of Whitney singing "I Will Always Love You". #GRAMMYs
  18. Wait... The #GRAMMYs have a host? And it's LL Cool J? What is even happening...