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  1. I'm gonna open a big box chain of marital aid superstores and call it, "Orifice Depot" about 9 hours ago from Echofon
  2. @shawnlxc this guy right here! I saw them at the Earl recently, it was righteous 6:17 PM Nov 24th from Echofon in reply to shawnlxc
  3. @EricPeterson84 AWESOME 9:34 AM Nov 24th from Brizzly in reply to EricPeterson84
  4. @GoAcrossThat needs more Yahoo Serious! 2:41 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to GoAcrossThat
  5. currently downloading Young Einstein and something called The Discovery Channel's Ultimate Guide: House Cats 2:27 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  6. you know what I haven't seen in a while? Young Einstein. 2:23 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  7. RT @mattdaviss: Paula Deen hit in the face w/ ham - http://is.gd/521Is 11:47 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  8. idea: plain white t-shirt that says, "I have to go to the bathroom" 8:45 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  9. OH @ UTC: "aww my other boyfriend just sent me a facebook message tellin' me his misses my caresses!" 8:02 AM Nov 23rd from Brizzly
  10. RT @choadmalma: bleating makes me feel good #goatsbuster 9:19 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  11. The bible is kinda like Snakes on a Plane except it's two of every animal and it's on a boat mothafucka!!!!!!! 7:35 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  12. Lil Wyte pics are up! Sip malt liquor, tag, and RT! http://bit.ly/08Xo1Rd 3:47 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  13. I like how the "Older Posts" link on facebook doesn't do anything anymore. social networking? more like social NOT working! am I right?!?!?! 12:03 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  14. @mgraham holy smokes! I haven't thought about xdcc in like 10 years. holla if you find some dope searches 10:43 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon in reply to mgraham
  15. at the lindsay street hall for pickin' in the pulpit. if yall are feelin some bluegrass, brunch, or bloody maries, come by before 4! 9:37 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  16. RT @HypeMachineD: 423Bragging Rights -- Event Highlights at Chattattack Blog - http://tr.im/FsZe 6:03 PM Nov 21st from Brizzly
  17. Alien Ressurection is the worst god damn movie ever made. 3:23 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  18. The Roast of Shirtless Dave pix are up! good luck tagging this one, you screwheads! http://bit.ly/071TWAu 11:57 AM Nov 21st from Brizzly
  19. maybe I'm just getting old and my creative heart is drying up, but I'd love to be in a Black Sabbath cover band. SORRY!!!! 11:59 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  20. @emilyeffler yer secret is safe with me! you know the one. (psst the lesbian one shhh!) 11:34 PM Nov 20th from Echofon in reply to emilyeffler