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  1. I'm gonna open a big box chain of marital aid superstores and call it, "Orifice Depot"
  2. @shawnlxc this guy right here! I saw them at the Earl recently, it was righteous
  3. @EricPeterson84 AWESOME
  4. @GoAcrossThat needs more Yahoo Serious!
  5. currently downloading Young Einstein and something called The Discovery Channel's Ultimate Guide: House Cats
  6. you know what I haven't seen in a while? Young Einstein.
  7. RT @mattdaviss: Paula Deen hit in the face w/ ham - http://is.gd/521Is
  8. idea: plain white t-shirt that says, "I have to go to the bathroom"
  9. OH @ UTC: "aww my other boyfriend just sent me a facebook message tellin' me his misses my caresses!"
  10. RT @choadmalma: bleating makes me feel good #goatsbuster
  11. The bible is kinda like Snakes on a Plane except it's two of every animal and it's on a boat mothafucka!!!!!!!
  12. Lil Wyte pics are up! Sip malt liquor, tag, and RT! http://bit.ly/08Xo1Rd
  13. I like how the "Older Posts" link on facebook doesn't do anything anymore. social networking? more like social NOT working! am I right?!?!?!
  14. @mgraham holy smokes! I haven't thought about xdcc in like 10 years. holla if you find some dope searches
  15. at the lindsay street hall for pickin' in the pulpit. if yall are feelin some bluegrass, brunch, or bloody maries, come by before 4!
  16. RT @HypeMachineD: 423Bragging Rights -- Event Highlights at Chattattack Blog - http://tr.im/FsZe
  17. Alien Ressurection is the worst god damn movie ever made.
  18. The Roast of Shirtless Dave pix are up! good luck tagging this one, you screwheads! http://bit.ly/071TWAu
  19. maybe I'm just getting old and my creative heart is drying up, but I'd love to be in a Black Sabbath cover band. SORRY!!!!
  20. @emilyeffler yer secret is safe with me! you know the one. (psst the lesbian one shhh!)