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  1. Can I have my HTC Magic / T-Mobile MyTouch now please? I don't want to wait till the 5th!
  2. My boss just looked at me and said "You made me ink."
  3. "One small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind." -Neil Armstrong (Now we have velcro and Tang.)
  4. 40 yrs ago tonight we walked on the moon. Today we have a hard time with Earth orbit. This is why we can't have nice things. #nasa
  5. RT @xkcdbucket: "inertia is a property of matter" Bill! Bill! Bill!
  6. Weird neighbor I don't know just asked me "feel better?" Uh, sure, man. Much better.
  7. Heading to meet @mhasko for coffee. I have him to blame for becoming a TMBG fan way back in 1998ish.
  8. w00t. Meeting up with @mhasko tomorrow. Been about 9 years since I saw him last. Also, his mom said "hi." (No, really. His mom's cool.)
  9. @mhasko Sorry I'm lame and haven't called you back yet. I'm still in for tomorrow. Call you this evening.
  10. Me: "I went to get my phone and ended up tweeting instead." @rainbowdarling: "You getting your phone so you can tweet?" Me: "... yeah ..."
  11. You know, for a straight, married guy I sure do know a lot of the lyrics from the movie Mamma Mia.
  12. I need to stop saying witty things around @rainbowdarling that I don't want tweeted. http://is.gd/1DpUF
  13. For @kaugomu http://bit.ly/k3lz4
  14. Beefing up my analog password hashing algorithm. The Twitter breach scared me a little.
  15. Twilight explained in one reddit comment: http://tinyurl.com/lno99j
  16. Mom to 3 y/o: "stop acting like that or I will punch you. You not a fucking baby." Why are you a parent? (McD's for b-fast, too?)
  17. Effects of new job: energy--; self-esteem++; desire to drink++; talking in pseudocode++;
  18. @mhasko You'll be fine. Nobody in #CLE can afford ammunition anymore.
  19. RT @wilw "Watchoo talkin' bout, Sears Tower?!" Willis Tower? Get it?
  20. "Still Alive" from Portal (By @jonathancoulton) on a bell tower: http://bit.ly/3hXjV0