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  1. Oh no! Skateboarders! about 12 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. What is a bowl of dicks and why would I want one. about 16 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @whitneymcn Get at least two pairs of the socks, you won't regret it. 8:44 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to whitneymcn
  4. Gift ideas for the urban outdoorsman: http://bit.ly/4rgqws 8:17 AM Nov 14th from web
  5. I already wash my hands, like, a hundred times a day anyway. Germophobia FTW. 12:27 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  6. @superamit I am going Internet free between Christmas and New Years. It's a new holiday tradition. 10:54 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to superamit
  7. @floodfish Brilliant, thanks. How has Fox News ignored this subject for so long? Someone needs to host a tea party. 10:21 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to floodfish
  8. @floodfish What is the rate of male homosexuality in dolphins? 10:01 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to floodfish
  9. "Be the first on your block to sport the latest trend: artfully paint-splattered denim!" http://bit.ly/1AZZTL Hrmph. 4:04 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  10. I just became the mayor of StoryCorps! 1:55 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  11. I'm about to go all Sailor Moon on this bitch. 1:29 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  12. @TerryBain I thing we get our jokes at the same store. 1:24 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to TerryBain
  13. I'm sorry, I meant: "Affiliate links are the new goatse http://bit.ly/OjqRH" 12:39 PM Nov 12th from web
  14. Affiliate links are the new goatse. 12:36 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  15. Verdict? Awesome! 12:30 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  16. Buy a fucking Kindle. http://bit.ly/3uooRN 12:29 PM Nov 12th from web
  17. Amazon now lets you post affiliate links directly from their site to Twitter. I can't decide if that's douchey or awesome. 12:29 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  18. Historic Earth: an iPhone app that overlays antique maps on your current location w/ GPS. I love this shit. http://bit.ly/2MYWhm 12:12 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  19. Problem solved. Deliciously. 9:01 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  20. How am I supposed to get any work done with that peanut butter and jelly sandwich just sitting there, taunting me? 8:56 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie