RobinFritz
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Husband kisses me & I say, "What's that for?" & he replies, "My lips are dry & I could see you had on lip balm." Such a romantic....
6:40 AM Dec 8th
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God must really love seagulls - He gave them the ability to walk on the land, swim in the ocean and fly in the air. What gifts!
5:27 AM Oct 8th
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Today is one of those magical light kind of sunrises - dark blue skies and blinding golden sunshine that lights up the world.
5:39 AM Oct 7th
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Am enjoying my $299 Big Lots "kid friendly" couch. Let's hope it lasts longer than my $1,500 sofa (Until they start college would be nice.)
10:46 AM Oct 6th
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Give me an F! Give me an R! Give me an I! Give me a D! Give me a....wait a minute....it's not Friday? It's MONDAY? Well, crap.
6:19 AM Oct 5th
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October's here which means investors will now drive down the stock market for no apparent reason, only to come to their senses in November.
12:46 PM Oct 1st
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If I'm half Irish and half Swiss, does that make me a pissed off pacifist? Or just a drunken one?
12:40 PM Oct 1st
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Happiness is chocolate-covered biscotti, hot coffee in my cup, and a warm puppy drooling on my shoe.
6:23 AM Sep 29th
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Avoid Federal Loan Modification Law Center (see TV ads) - am watching CBS Early Show & FOM is blatantly ripping people off. Research people!
5:16 AM Sep 22nd
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An Amazon supplier - Eleven Adar - has a very non-friendly return policy. Am sending backa $180 router. Let's see how they repond.
12:34 PM Sep 21st
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Do you know what you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blown apart.
10:42 AM Sep 18th
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Would soldiers who survive mustard gas and pepper spray be considered "seasoned" veterans?
6:19 AM Sep 18th
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In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalims, it's your count that votes.
11:13 AM Sep 17th
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This just in - a short fortune teller has escaped from prison. Keep a look out for a small medium at large.
8:33 AM Sep 17th
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
6:34 AM Sep 17th
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
5:57 AM Sep 17th
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian...
12:45 PM Sep 16th
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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from my daughter's algebra class today because it proved to be a weapon of math disruption.....
11:09 AM Sep 16th
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11:05 AM Sep 16th
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Don't join dangerous cults. Practice safe sects!
7:45 AM Sep 16th
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- Name Robin Fritz
- Location rural Indiana
- Web http://robinfritz...
- Bio Writer by day/wife/mother/part-time IU lecturer by night who aspires to be an 80-year-old college nerd who wrecks the curve.
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