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@jimbohc lol wat i do now about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
@maggiecowing hi hunny about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
there's a lawyer bit.......who knew about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
@Hedgewytch Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?A: His lips are moving. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his @$%. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?A: Their personalities. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch your more than welcome about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch Q: What do you get if you send a prostitute to law school?A: A fucking know-it-all. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change the bulb and five to write the statement. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
@Hedgewytch Q: What do you call a lawyer who doesn't chase ambulances?A: Retired. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch Q: the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?A: stops clients being billed twice for the same service. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?A tick falls off of you when you die. about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch baxtards about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch but after the 11k there are trillions left yeah about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch bloodey lawyers about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
@Hedgewytch >HUGS< AWWW >HUGS about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Hedgewytch
mmmm feta stuffed pepperdew chillies, olives from waitrose, champagne and fudges chackers...........IT'S WEEEEEKKKKKEEEENNNNNDDDDD about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
@juliepates why the unfollow?? about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Name Robin Eccles
Location London UK
Bio 50 something northern male living in London, I fix apple computers, Atheist, Socialist, Reasonable.

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