robhuebel
- Another awesome celebrity buttcrack spotting! Donald Sutherland.about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- Pick my plane movie: Orphan or Ice Age 3? Scary little girl looks hot but also feel like annoying people with fake laughs at fart jokes.about 6 hours ago from web
- I mailed all my followers $20 each. But I'm worried you are going to spend it on alcohol or lube. So everyone please mail it back.about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- I just ate bacon made out of deer. What did you ever do? Not jackshit probably.4:14 PM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
- Avis guy says my car is the one in the commercials with the gerbils driving. I doubt that. Unless I'm driving someone's butt.10:20 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
- I heard Taco Bell's black taco is getting busy with a lot of white girls.7:36 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
- Using my mental powers to put a song in your head: "SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY" by Fine Young Cannibals. You're welcome.4:11 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
- I misspelled @. Want to make sure dude gets credit for his sketch of my tweet. Drawing a toilet will get you so laid!2:09 PM Nov 5th from web
- This: will probably offend Native Americans and their dreamcatcher technology. (thanks @)1:59 PM Nov 5th from web
- Just asked the lady next to me on plane if she was Michelle Obama. She claims she isn't but I think she is. Lavatory makeout???11:29 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
- There's a lot of sexual tension in LAX security line right now. Feels like some dry-humping or ass-slapping may break out. Expect delays.10:05 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
- Almost finished filing all my teeth down into little baby teeth. So when I smile people think I'm a baby.3:07 PM Nov 4th from web
- Idea: Make mens underwear out of toilet paper. Fuck. Do I have to think of everything?1:54 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
- Just saw a cloud that looked exactly like me! It was me riding a sea-beast in a homoerotic way. But still. Pretty cool.11:21 AM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
- I am hoping that all the aliens in 'V' come to earth to do monologues about their vaginas.7:51 PM Nov 3rd from web
- If I ever go back to prison, I'm gonna tell Flapjack and Big Rick to stop shanking people in the shower. Those guys!4:40 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Asian babies get all the asian chicks.3:23 PM Nov 3rd from web
- Bank teller: "Are you that douchebag from I Love You, Man?" (I nod) He goes, "I fucking knew it!"4:42 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
- I apologize for my inappropriate Halloween costume this year: 10:47 AM Nov 2nd from web
- Monday, why are you always on your period every Monday?10:09 AM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
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- Name Rob Huebel
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.robhue...
- Bio I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
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