robhuebel
- After a few drinks, in just the right light, I've been told I look like the guy that tucks his penis back in 'Silence of the Lambs'.about 23 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- Saw an old man with a t-shirt that said, "sack up" on it. I walked by and said "more like sack down, right?" He burst into tears.1:59 PM Jul 13th from TwitterBerry
- I'm handcuffed to a dead guy in the belly of a speeding yacht. I'm blindfolded and there's cocaine all over. This is sooo boring!1:01 PM Jul 13th from TwitterBerry
- Cheerios? Check. Shower? Check. Dress myself? Check. Kick stranger in the throat as a hilarious way to start my week? Double check.9:25 AM Jul 13th from web
- I bet the guy that invented toilet paper made a lot more money than the guy that invented pooping.11:10 PM Jul 12th from web
- I am in a hammock, which pretty much blows away anything you're doing, sucker.7:44 PM Jul 12th from TwitterBerry
- I went swimming today in a pool with some toddlers. I am a way better swimmer than those jerks.1:26 PM Jul 12th from web
- I am eating lunch at an Olive Garden. As a fucking joke on myself.3:04 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
- I've been driving with my eyes totally closed for almost 30 minutes. A new record!!!1:21 PM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
- Today feels like a day where I'm gonna take a hostage. Just one. Maybe two.9:59 AM Jul 11th from TwitterBerry
- I was not aware of how much I disliked middle-aged Armenian businessmen until I was sold into sexual slavery to them.6:48 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
- Some girls are bigger than others. Some girls are bigger than others. Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothers.4:39 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
- Going on radio at noon. Indie1031.com. Please tweet me your (real) weird relationship probs or sex questions. I will answer them horribly.11:16 AM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
- Inside each and every one of us is a small, gay dog just yearning to be loved and petted in a creepy way.6:23 PM Jul 9th from web
- The employees at Victoria's Secret don't like it when you say, "it's so hard to decide what to buy, all this stuff makes my wiener hard".4:08 PM Jul 9th from TwitterBerry
- If I broke into your home, I'd steal 2 things: your remote control...and all of your toilet paper...just to break your spirit.10:58 AM Jul 9th from TwitterBerry
- A reminder: when the Zombie Wars start, you better fucking get behind me. Because I'm gonna blast some undead people in the face.7:26 PM Jul 8th from web
- The Korean family that lives behind me has no idea how easily they could see me naked right now. Idiots.3:04 PM Jul 8th from web
- There's a couple parked on my street steaming up the windows of a minivan. Times like these I wish I had a hook for a hand.9:34 PM Jul 7th from TwitterBerry
- Gotta bunch of clothes I want to give away. But I don't want the dude that takes them, to start getting a ton of sex I could have had.7:40 PM Jul 7th from web
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- Name Rob Huebel
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://www.robhue...
- Bio I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals
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