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  1. Another awesome celebrity buttcrack spotting! Donald Sutherland.about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  2. Pick my plane movie: Orphan or Ice Age 3? Scary little girl looks hot but also feel like annoying people with fake laughs at fart jokes.about 6 hours ago from web
  3. I mailed all my followers $20 each. But I'm worried you are going to spend it on alcohol or lube. So everyone please mail it back.about 9 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  4. I just ate bacon made out of deer. What did you ever do? Not jackshit probably.4:14 PM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
  5. Avis guy says my car is the one in the commercials with the gerbils driving. I doubt that. Unless I'm driving someone's butt.10:20 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
  6. I heard Taco Bell's black taco is getting busy with a lot of white girls.7:36 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  7. Using my mental powers to put a song in your head: "SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY" by Fine Young Cannibals. You're welcome.4:11 PM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
  8. I misspelled @bengillin. Want to make sure dude gets credit for his sketch of my tweet. Drawing a toilet will get you so laid!2:09 PM Nov 5th from web
  9. This: http://tiny.cc/OOKWI will probably offend Native Americans and their dreamcatcher technology. (thanks @bengillen)1:59 PM Nov 5th from web
  10. Just asked the lady next to me on plane if she was Michelle Obama. She claims she isn't but I think she is. Lavatory makeout???11:29 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
  11. There's a lot of sexual tension in LAX security line right now. Feels like some dry-humping or ass-slapping may break out. Expect delays.10:05 AM Nov 5th from TwitterBerry
  12. Almost finished filing all my teeth down into little baby teeth. So when I smile people think I'm a baby.3:07 PM Nov 4th from web
  13. Idea: Make mens underwear out of toilet paper. Fuck. Do I have to think of everything?1:54 PM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  14. Just saw a cloud that looked exactly like me! It was me riding a sea-beast in a homoerotic way. But still. Pretty cool.11:21 AM Nov 4th from TwitterBerry
  15. I am hoping that all the aliens in 'V' come to earth to do monologues about their vaginas.7:51 PM Nov 3rd from web
  16. If I ever go back to prison, I'm gonna tell Flapjack and Big Rick to stop shanking people in the shower. Those guys!4:40 PM Nov 3rd from web
  17. Asian babies get all the asian chicks.3:23 PM Nov 3rd from web
  18. Bank teller: "Are you that douchebag from I Love You, Man?" (I nod) He goes, "I fucking knew it!"4:42 PM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry
  19. I apologize for my inappropriate Halloween costume this year: http://tiny.cc/kZBeO10:47 AM Nov 2nd from web
  20. Monday, why are you always on your period every Monday?10:09 AM Nov 2nd from TwitterBerry