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  1. Calling today "black friday" sounds racist. Dreaming of a "white Christmas" also hurtful. And a "Happy Jew Year" is inexcusable. about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  2. I bet the guy that invented gravy is getting so laid right now. about 24 hours ago from web
  3. No farting today. 11:43 AM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
  4. Lots of people traveling today. I'm time traveling. Gonna have Thanksgiving w/ my grandkids and slap the crap out of them. 5:19 PM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  5. I am thankful that a lot of these grocery store shoppers are being dicks so I can punch them and not feel guilty. 3:13 PM Nov 25th from TwitterBerry
  6. I am making stuffing for people I don't like. So i'm hiding marbles in it. Just like the Indians on the first Thanksgiving. 12:55 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. Pretty sure this elderly sushi chef just called me "round eye" under his breath. Seems racist. This may end with swords! 9:43 PM Nov 24th from TwitterBerry
  8. Just saw Bob Barker's headshot in my drycleaner's. I bet a lot of dogs hump all over his clothes. 8:06 PM Nov 24th from TwitterBerry
  9. Dressed like a pilgrim today just so when people ask why, I can I can start crying and softly say "buckles make me hard". 2:23 PM Nov 24th from TwitterBerry
  10. Today would be a bad day for aliens to attack the earth. I have a lot of crap to do and couldn't lead the resistance. Any other day... 12:38 PM Nov 24th from TwitterBerry
  11. Hate this new show "Ghost Dog Whisperer" where ghost of a dog trainer trains ghosts of dead dogs. Too much invisibility. 12:21 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. All food should just be made out of toothpaste. So your teeth get brushed while you eat. Fuck. Do I have to think of everything? 8:38 PM Nov 23rd from web
  13. Just saw little kids leaving school dressed as Indians. Or tiny members of The Village People. Hard to tell. 2:21 PM Nov 23rd from TwitterBerry
  14. No vehicle contains more STD's than the stretch Hummer limo. With the possible exception of the gonorrhea-copter. 4:05 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. Are scientologists' dogs scientologists? It seems like they are. 3:19 PM Nov 22nd from TwitterBerry
  16. There should be a sport where field goal kickers have to run around and kick each other to death in a small chamber. Mostly nutshots. 1:18 PM Nov 22nd from web
  17. Nothing gets me more depressed than watching 'Real Sex' on HBO. There's no way to masturbate to gross people like that. 2:36 AM Nov 22nd from TwitterBerry
  18. A lot of people who stand on the street corner spinning signs in the air for restaurants are not prostitutes. So don't ask. 5:03 PM Nov 21st from TwitterBerry
  19. The easiest way to make a lot of money fast, is to steal it from a little kid who is named Richie Rich. Fuck that guy. 10:24 AM Nov 21st from TwitterBerry
  20. Would it be weird if I came to your house and just watched you sleep? I promise nothing creepy. Maybe just some fingers in your mouth. 4:12 PM Nov 20th from web