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dear cnn: "there is traffic the day before thanksgiving" is not "breaking", nor is it "news". you are this close to being unsubscribed.about 9 hours agofrom Tweetie
when i wash the comforter, the lint trap doesn't fill up with lint. it fills up with cat hair. i could make a cat wig.9:47 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
@Arlo aha! thanks for that... i couldn't even be arsed to look it up. i assumed adam lambert was probably related to ms gaga or something.7:32 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetiein reply to Arlo
Uncaffeinated. Starbucks is so slow that they are unable to serve customers *at a train station* within 10 minutes. Never going back.9:46 AM Nov 23rdfrom Tweetie
Learning about the condorcet method at a crazy large dinner party. Didn't know "the Tennessee problem" was a famous electoral problem!8:18 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
Ford Galleon. Nissan Star Destroyer. Chrystler Portage. VW Kestrel. Kia Inflexa. Toyota Cilantro. Hyundai Atherton. (you're welcome)4:52 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
I have seen many things in my travels through ikea. I have seen a pillow so flat that even Rus was stunned.3:59 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie