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  1. RT @JoeMyGod: RT and junk! - Vote JMG: http://bit.ly/8d1Wpy #aamcruise 9:40 AM Dec 10th from web
  2. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The word "totally" is redundant except when describing how rad something is. 8:34 AM Dec 10th from web
  3. My all-time favorite Rachel @Maddow quote: "I looove booooze." (from tonight's @JimmyFallon) 10:07 PM Dec 8th from web
  4. Am I the only 1 who thinks @JimmyFallon should be cast as the lead in a Rachel @Maddow biopic? 10:03 PM Dec 8th from web
  5. LOL @jimmyfallon: "I'm about to fan your dango!" Why does that 1 sound so dirty? :D 9:54 PM Dec 8th from web
  6. Josh Brolin's reactions 2 "Tilly the Canine Artist" on L8 Nite w/Conan r hilarious. BTW, Tilly is the coolest dog artist I've ever seen. 9:25 PM Dec 8th from web
  7. RT @Rationalists: Facebook Page for CJ Werleman author 'God Hates You. Hate Him Back' http://bit.ly/7BEocX :) 7:02 PM Dec 8th from web
  8. @PolycarpTCOJC What is the corresponding Jewish year to 600bc? Anyone?---> 600BCstein? 11:55 AM Dec 8th from web
  9. @BibleAlsoSays I really think "nincompoop" should make a huge comeback as this year's retro-fabulous epithet. 8:00 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to BibleAlsoSays
  10. @PolycarpTCOJC What are you talking about, crazy person? :D 7:13 AM Dec 8th from web in reply to PolycarpTCOJC
  11. @PolycarpTCOJC RE: Atheists Are Racists (???) Check out @greydonsquare. 8:35 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to PolycarpTCOJC
  12. RT @jason_mraz: Why are things full of awe, AweSOME - and things with only some awe, awFUL? 8:22 PM Dec 7th from web
  13. No matter how old the kid gets, "2 & a Half Men" will never make the transition to "3 Dudes" 'cause viewers might think it's a gay porno. 5:57 PM Dec 7th from web
  14. RT @Rationalists: Facebook Fan Page for CJ Werleman author 'God Hates You. Hate Him Back' #atheism #religion http://bit.ly/7BEocX 5:54 PM Dec 7th from web
  15. @Rationalists I think what Rick Warren meant to say was "I don't have enough lube to be a bottom" 3:45 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to Rationalists
  16. @ObjectivityFtw LOL!! Oh, no you di'int! :D 2:44 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to ObjectivityFtw
  17. @PolycarpTCOJC Have you seen this? [via blogger-extraordinaire @joemygod] http://bit.ly/51Ukzz 2:43 PM Dec 7th from web
  18. @Kimzolciak Have fun with Ellen!! She's so terrific & y'all are both Southern girls. Are you performing? 2:25 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to Kimzolciak
  19. @GregGrunberg Grunny, the only thing you have in common with douche is that you both leave people feeling clean & fresh. 1:48 PM Dec 7th from web
  20. @Rationalists There are sooo many virginity jokes to be made right now, but I shall refrain. :-D 1:24 PM Dec 7th from web in reply to Rationalists