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  1. @iainconnell A guilty sweat is during a shite in someone else's toilet.
  2. Old George Hamilton is a beautiful man. And Love at First Bite is fucking magic.
  3. @3lbFlax A beautiful blur. Thanks.
  4. RT @neillyb: @robertflorence Just leave it. Fuck it. Better things to do. Watch the telly. Have a wank. Fiddle your burds' nipples. Fuck it.
  5. Big Gino off I'm A Celebrity is a pure ride.
  6. I'm learning a nightmare of a sketch here, a real confuse-em-up. Messages of support or comedy abuse very welcome.
  7. @KIRSTYSTRAIN By the way, you want a loan of my The Mist DVD? I can bring it in.
  8. @KIRSTYSTRAIN Aye! Slide down the stairs was ouchy. By the way, any chance of a cup of tea?
  9. This sums up #Burnistoun. I've come home tonight with sore as fuck carpet burns on my thighs.
  10. RT @serafinowicz: Spies call walkie-talkies 'sneakie-speakies'
  11. @BrianLimond Next week's word is "Yesterday!"
  12. @MegaHeid Oh it's yoursel'! Aye, filming's going cracking. How's Dubai?
  13. @MegaHeid What you up to in Dubai?
  14. Just used the new retweet feature, which means I can't add a few words to slag off @MegaHeid for stealth-boasting about being in Dubai.
  15. RT @MegaHeid: @robertflorence There's clouds in Dubai today too. Still roasting right enough, but I'd honestly rather be back in baltic ...
  16. @dwlt That big "candy" shop in Argyle Street.
  17. Wrap up well today, fellow Glesga people. It's fuckin' freezin'.
  18. @prawntoast It's a nightmare.
  19. Much love to fellow Green Mile weepers @TheFairhurst @maraenglish @Mhairi_McKenzie @ErinTheExploder and anyone else.
  20. @kittwalkerphoto Naw.