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  1. playing spaceman in a dry cleaning bag
  2. running with scissors
  3. why are all these weird strangers following me home?
  4. hey @bettydraper why did a king got arrested by the policemans in Birmingham? I thought kings are the boss of everyone.
  5. I think I'll take apart Daddy's lawnmower.
  6. BAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!
  7. I wonder if there will be robot cowboys in the future?
  8. @bettydraper I reckon you best fix me mah suppah while I wrastle the cattle, ma'am.
  9. YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
  10. ROBOTS DON'T WEAR RUBBERS, WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO @BETTYDRAPER! Jeez.
  11. @HollyEgan You have a ROBOT CHICKEN?!?!?! That sounds neeeat! Where did you get it?!?!
  12. @montserratlj @sally_draper told on me before I could find the robot in the piano. The Robot army is not happy. Mommy isn't either.
  13. hrmm @jasonalbi told me there's a robot in the piano. I'm gonna have to get in there, when Mommy leaves.
  14. Wonder what's inside the piano? Maybe I should take it apart.
  15. Hi @ecc1977. Do you have any candy?
  16. sigh. I'm bored. Mommy and Daddy are acting all normal.
  17. Why did all these strangers follow me home today. Weirdos.
  18. Mommy just broke a chair. Says I need to keep my elbows off the table.
  19. hey @rdeal1 Ilike robots too! What's your favorite?
  20. Daddy just gave me a new gold robot!