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  1. I miss @bettydraper and am angry she's gone. I think I'll act out by taking apart her radio. I'm really complex.
  2. All these strangers started following me home today from school. Wonder if any of them have candy?
  3. I miss baby grandpa.
  4. @ZenobiaDTC NOOOOOO!!!! GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS CUFFLINKS.
  5. @sally_draper Why don't mommy and Daddy love us?
  6. Mommy and Daddy aren't gonna live together anymore. Daddy moved to the city and Mommy is going away with baby grandpa for 6 WEEKS.
  7. Why did that man shoot the president? And why aren't we going to the funeral?
  8. @andreagrimes why do strangers keep following me and asking that? The ceiling is up.
  9. FUN! @bettydraper is letting me hold Baby Grandpa in the front seat of the car.
  10. @bettydraper ok mommy, I'll do what Uncle @gregmitch says and build a UFO to fly to the moon!
  11. I'm gonna build a flying saucer and fly to the moon!
  12. poking baby grandpa with a robot.
  13. Hrm... @fainting_couch looks like a Cow's muscles without the skin on them.
  14. Hrm... @bettydraper says I can't play ball in the house. I think I'll take apart the television instead. Daddy's Cufflinks belong in there.
  15. Catching fireflies and installing cufflinks on my Robots.
  16. petting @BabyDraper. Good doggie!
  17. OOOOOO! @sally_draper and Ernie sitting in a tree, punching punching punching me. I'm telling.
  18. petting @gene_s_draper. When I poke him with a stick he seems way too soft to be a Robot.
  19. I'm not allowed to sit on the new dunbar sofa. So clearly I am meant to jump on it instead.
  20. playing spaceman with daddy's drycleaning bag and baby grandpa.