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  1. RT @jheftmann: "google wave was a program built to show younger people how older people feel when they attempt to use the internet."
  2. If you need a little inspiration this Tuesday, here you go: http://bit.ly/8Iw2Su
  3. Account hacked today. Sorry for promoting BS online money schemes. Please forgive me. Except you spammers, go ahead and unfollow now. Kthanx
  4. So I stopped by the mall and found out the colors that are "in" this year. Turns out they are going with the lumberjack pallette. #wowfall
  5. @bsmog not if they want to keep their readers they don't!
  6. How is it that every reporter waits to call me until my day off? Are they messing with me? Am I being video taped? Where's Ashton?
  7. I think I joined Team Edward tonight. I mean in the disinterested I'm only here because my wife dragged me kind of way. #toughguy #newmoon
  8. If I were a good tweeter I'd say something witty about being at the midnight showing of New Moon right now but instead I've lost my dignity.
  9. Is tonight a new moon?
  10. Layar on the iPhone (3GS only) is blowing my mind. Welcome to the future.
  11. So now that I finally have Google WAVE invites to give out, I'm embarrassed to offer them because, well, it kinda sucks. #seriouslygoogle?
  12. Spending the weekend retreating in Tahoe.
  13. Who's going to SXSW next year? After today it's another $25. I need the boss lady to get back before I buy tix. http://bit.ly/2wQp7S
  14. WTF? Someone stole the emblem off my car. It's a Honda, where's the glory in that? #kidsthesedays http://twitpic.com/pcwxy
  15. Bah! Just had an MRI and I had to take out my #DexCom sensor! I should have kept my trap shut!
  16. @TimothyRusso I swear I wasn't referencing your bath-phone.
  17. Just because you *can* answer a phone in the bathroom doesn't mean you *should*. Starting a campaign to flush and make loud sounds. #withme?
  18. @ryan_walton is my word-barista. RT: Today was an amusement park for my tastebuds. #gosharks!
  19. Wine tasting with food pairing at http://www.cantigawine.com. Amazing food, tremendous wine. Give the Shiraz a try! #gosharks!
  20. Wine tasting with the sharks today. I may have to take it easy after last night...