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  1. "Do you ever get tired of being right?" No, I get tired of not being paid for it...and silly questions.
  2. I've really only seen 1 or 2 auto dm's that haven't made me want to kick a person in the shin. No, it does not help your "personal brand."
  3. @pammybean Oooh, is Sears bad to you? Tell me more...
  4. @pammybean They've tapped into a national experience: getting screwed by United. If they get famous for it, more power to 'em. ;)
  5. Sons of Maxwell band member Dave Carroll sings "United Breaks Guitars" about his $3500 loss on a United Airlines flight: http://is.gd/1rvVW
  6. My new favorite stranger in the world: http://is.gd/1rvcQ
  7. Saw Morgan Spurlock's "Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?" Way better than "Super Size Me". He also went to my old stomping grounds.
  8. Spent a good chunk of the afternoon pondering a radical shift in tech that may wind up being cleaner, faster, smarter and wildly cool.
  9. I survived jetskis, wakeboarding, tube-wars, flip-cup and a sunburn. Though I'm wearing my wife's flip-flops and I walk with a limp.
  10. Dislocated a rib climbing tonight. I am totally prepared for a weekend of wakeboarding and sleeping on the ground. Chiropractors love me.
  11. 15 hours later and I'm still disappointed in the BBQ Pork Jerky I consumed. Less like BBQ pork and more like a bad persimmon fruit leather.
  12. @leelefever http://twitpic.com/92hfa - I think I just squealed.
  13. You'll be shocked to know that the domain 'ICantBelieveItsNotAFelony.COM' is available. My friends will also be surprised I'm not buying it.
  14. The only thing bigger than his glasses are his ideas. Seth Godin on a radically simple view of social networking: http://is.gd/1ijJD
  15. Bill Maher is one of the few people that consistently tricks me into being disappointed by him again. How does he do that?
  16. This dutch baby pancake is no joke. http://twitpic.com/8l2mx
  17. Wisdom of health insurance: Don't let 'em see an endocrinologist until kidneys fail outright. Dialysis can't be that expensive. Right? #dumb
  18. RT @amyjane12: The State Assembly is memorializing MJ instead of fixing state budget. At least they can agree on something. Baby steps...
  19. RT @mashable: Michael Jackson Dies: Twitter Tributes Now 30% of Tweets - http://bit.ly/GVUpx
  20. RT @PFTompkins: Do people in comas snore? Because that would be f**king MADDENING.