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If Dan Harmon didn't want to get fired from "Community," maybe he shouldn't have killed all those horses in the race track scenes!about 1 hour agovia Tweetbot for iOS
I'm not saying the woman I took home from the bar last night was old, but her pussy definitely tasted like mesquite.about 4 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
I'm sad NBC fired @danharmon as showrunner of "Community," but I'd be lying if I said I don't think Maya Angelou will do a wonderful job.about 5 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
janeurysmChoose from 5 nipple styles:
• Gumdrop Morning
• The Reserved Extrovert
• Heartland Pride
• The Salty Sand Dollar
• Thor’s Raspberry Buttonsabout 5 hours agovia webRetweeted by robdelaney and 245 others
If you're my "friend" why did you fuck my wife? RT @pepsi: Happy National Pizza Party Day! Like we need an excuse to party with friends.about 18 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
Obama WAS born in the US, it's just that Hawaii shouldn't be PART of the US cuz they put pineapple on pizza! Give it back to Mexico!about 22 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
.@MittRomney What's the name of that stuff you're putting in high fructose corn syrup to make rats vote against their own interests? Thx!11:08 AM May 18thvia Tweetbot for iOS