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robdelaney

  1. @KaseyAnderson God willing... 24 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to KaseyAnderson
  2. You WILL finger me about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. If Dan Harmon didn't want to get fired from "Community," maybe he shouldn't have killed all those horses in the race track scenes! about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. I'd rather staple my penis to a burning log. RT @BattleshipMovie: Don’t miss @Rihanna in her big screen debut as weapons specialist Raikes! about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. I'm not saying the woman I took home from the bar last night was old, but her pussy definitely tasted like mesquite. about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. I'm sad NBC fired @danharmon as showrunner of "Community," but I'd be lying if I said I don't think Maya Angelou will do a wonderful job. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. 4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin Sheila is remarkably ugly. about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. .@DrOz @DrPhil can i get salmonella thru my penis about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. Remarkable, in-depth exploration of the phenomenal programme, "The Chalice," from @serafinowicz: m.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2… about 8 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. If you're my "friend" why did you fuck my wife? RT @pepsi: Happy National Pizza Party Day! Like we need an excuse to party with friends. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. Obama WAS born in the US, it's just that Hawaii shouldn't be PART of the US cuz they put pineapple on pizza! Give it back to Mexico! about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. .@drake what rap school did u go to i want to learn how to rap #rapmusic #rhymetalking about 23 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. More like IPOh Wow! Congrats to Mork Zipperberg & the whole Facebooks team! #money #stocks #wallstreet #bells #yelling #hello! about 23 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. i made a no-no in my big boy underpants :( 1:16 PM May 18th via web
  15. I'll stop the world & melt with you - BECAUSE I'M A SUICIDALLY JEALOUS ALIEN GOD. 1:05 PM May 18th via web
  16. I'm here for the role of "Sweaty Dad." 11:27 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. .@MittRomney What's the name of that stuff you're putting in high fructose corn syrup to make rats vote against their own interests? Thx! 11:08 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS