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Just saw a fat kid at the bus stop with a violin case. It's like hey little Mozart I know that thing is filled with snacks.7 minutes agovia Tweetbot for iOS
I know I shouldn't use them since I'm not handicapped but I really prefer taking a dump in a handicapped parking spot.about 10 hours agovia Tweetbot for iOS
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Would I leave the country if Romney were elected? I didn't leave when "Smooth" by Santana & Rob Thomas dominated the airwaves, so no.about 18 hours agovia web