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robdelaney

  1. Just saw a fat kid at the bus stop with a violin case. It's like hey little Mozart I know that thing is filled with snacks. 7 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. I know I shouldn't use them since I'm not handicapped but I really prefer taking a dump in a handicapped parking spot. about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. The phrase "disco buttfuck marmalade" just popped into my head. Don't know why. I'm parked under a bridge listening to reggae. I need help. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested. about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. .@MittRomney twitter.com/robdelaney/sta… about 11 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. "I didn't kill my wife!" - Harrison Ford as Dr. Richard Kimble in the hit 1993 film, "Wife Stabber" about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. "Hairy area" is a fun thing to say/lick. about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. Romney should class things up by losing Trump & doing a fundraiser with the face eater's corpse. about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. My "I will finger you for a bagel" sign isn't working :( about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. For Weapons Grade Fuckability? RT @THR: Viggo Mortensen Stopped by Airport Security in Washington bit.ly/N8Os6g about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. The people in commercials care about me & want to help. about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. Whenever somebody orders duck or lamb at a restaurant, I'm like "Okay, Henry VIII." about 18 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. Would I leave the country if Romney were elected? I didn't leave when "Smooth" by Santana & Rob Thomas dominated the airwaves, so no. about 18 hours ago via web
  14. .@MittRomney What do you listen to on your Zune when you powerwalk? about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. I'm part of the problem. about 22 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. I just took a MASSIVE Trump about 23 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. What if Apple was like "The new iPhone can text landlines!" & that was it. Then we'd know Steve Jobs really WAS magick! #LOL #tech about 23 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS