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- as of yesterday i swore off of alcohol for the rest of the summer. well, at least in large quantities. for now. i think.11:15 AM Jul 14th from web
- #ihavetoadmit i have some great heritage.12:52 PM Jul 12th from web
- she comes from coal mining montanans, robust irish-germans. #ilovemymomshesabadassmofo12:52 PM Jul 12th from web
- she calls her car black beauty, drinks strong coffee, and talks to me about shit like the episode of 'real sex' she watched. <312:46 PM Jul 12th from web
- yet she still managed to hint at the fact that i should start birthin babies soon and that she wants me to have a large wedding. ... < / 312:45 PM Jul 12th from web
- i mean, her gangsta is ridiculous and admirable. last week she worked 74 hours and still managed to get a kitchen redesign underway. whaa?12:44 PM Jul 12th from web
- my mom is one of those 60 year olds whom everyone mistakes for younger and who does ridiculous things like cut down trees without help. <312:43 PM Jul 12th from web
- it's friday and i'm ready to...3:48 PM Jul 10th from web
- i'd love to talk about maxwell's new album but i'm too busy marveling at the pheromone rainbow emanating from between my legs to bother.9:02 PM Jul 9th from web
- RT @dopegirlfresh you know, sometimes you just have to run away for a few days without telling anyone. [amen and preach on.]8:08 PM Jul 9th from web
- i always pass the dentist with flying colors.4:22 PM Jul 9th from web
- @phyaflyjones omg black brits are the ulitmate weekness. correction, my ultimate weekness.8:55 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to phyaflyjones
- @bennsu this journalist i met with. she was incredibly cool and had the best blended accent i've ever heard.8:55 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to bennsu
- @happygreentea yay acclimation! tear it up. work that scholarship :)8:40 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to happygreentea
- mmmmmanchester by way of kingston.ahahaha.12:18 PM Jul 8th from web
- when asking "what do you do for a living?" one should be prepared for an unexpected response and react politely. or don't fucking ask.12:15 PM Jul 8th from web
- trying to take jabs at another's profession because you don't understand what they do is laughably pedestrian. but keep on trying, sir.12:12 PM Jul 8th from web
- sis is on the radio. blowing up is what we do.4:45 PM Jul 7th from web
- sticky. occupied 'til five is a sad look for summer. air conditioner BROKE. sleeping naked and lounging similarly. smack.4:37 PM Jul 7th from web
- the awkward kiss between iman and mj in 'remember the time' used to get me all bothered when i was younger. that and the H O T choreography.9:38 PM Jul 6th from web
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