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  1. I'm bartending tonight at Wreck Room and Pete is filling in for Kerri as Bingo Girl. Hope he knows to bring his own ass-accentuating boots.
  2. Um. So. Harry Potter didn't happen. But Hulu-ed Doogie Howser is still going strong.
  3. Going to the 3am showing of the new Harry Potter just because I can. @kerrilee4u and I are almost fools, because we're not paying.
  4. Went to Phorum the other night with @kerrilee4u and I have to remind myself to take the parents - might trick them into liking Bushwick.
  5. Wreck Room passed the health inspection, finally! Now I only have to talk about getting a second job, not two.
  6. @hlaws ??
  7. I want the penthouse apartment from Three Men and A Baby.
  8. @jtrain8 A gaggle of Fraggles must smell a lot like weed. Little stoners.
  9. Falling up stairs is only acutely embarrassing for the party that's trippin.
  10. At the Phoenix in Manhattantown for my friend's @jerkparty monthly DJ gig. Fraggle Rock has been playing the whole time, freaking me out.
  11. @hlaws Um a 3D Final Destination movie is coming out in August. Also come here and lets play cute impossible minigolf @ theputtinglot.org
  12. RT @kasper_hauser I dumped hot oil on you: http://bit.ly/XymCi @SSPS thought of you when this popped up on my feed via @youngamerican
  13. @hlaws I saw Drag Me to Hell and I was all "drag me to the refund office!" Sadly, the closest thing was getting Dragged to the L...train.
  14. Also, it involves zombies and falling and puns. Definitely into it. If her filmmaker friend doesn't get back to her, I'm making it a comic.
  15. @kerrilee4u Wrote a clever short film screenplay about how people don't tip at the bar and it's only a little xenophobic, in that funny way.
  16. @tcbrekke http://tinyurl.com/lpabnk I wouldn't play any of these fictional games without you.
  17. Also, he definitely farted on one of the cops in the carride to the precinct.
  18. Surreal. My friend Brant just got arrested by an unmarked fucking Prius only to be released with a summons after failing to find anything.
  19. Square-toed mens dress shoes on a square toad dude.
  20. @Jiffles You talk so smooth and real and cool, you should've been a writer for The Wire.