Milana

Milana

@rMiLaNa Any Idea?
NO, i'm not trying to be funny. i enjoy sending out tweets, if you think its funny,its not you,its me.
Text follow rMiLaNa to 40404 in the United States
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Milana
remember, there's only one way to improve your body language, you need a body.
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Milana
Wake me up early tomorrow morning,ok? Ok. Just don't forget to wake me up first, so i can wake you up.
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Milana
Hey i know you're famous, but that doesn't mean i don't know you.
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Milana
In a blink of an eye I fell asleep. That blink was longer than i thought.
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yes dear waiter, i waved my hand to you just to let you know which person is to be ignored while you were busy texting.
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Milana
Long story short, that's it.
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Hello,what's that noise? I't the rain. Damn it rain,get off the phone!!
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Milana
I just hope Monday is away for the weekend.
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Milana
Can you hear me?? No,it's too dark!
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Him:"are you a dog person or a cat person?" Me:"I'm a human person"
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When favstar down, oxygen mask should fall from the ceiling. LOLJK! Bacon should fall from the ceiling.
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I'm too lazy to yawn.hold me.
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@ Whoa! Welcome back! :D
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Having cereal and choco milk :) SHIT! Wrong account.
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Milana
"Internet connection failed, hit any users to continue"
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Milana
I just stole the wrong type of a tweet. I feel dirty.
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Milana
@ you are gonna feel like shit tomorrow, you handsome motherfucker.
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Milana
Please tell me, where is the "hide facebook" button on Facebook?
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Milana
Whenever "not tweeting as much" become a thing, do let me know. I'm game.