rls85
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I just saw my first non-lolcat monorail. I officially deem today a success.
4:47 PM Nov 21st
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Finally used my flight benefits, spending the day in Seattle.
11:00 AM Nov 21st
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Logically, 'death' is an incorrect answer to 'What's the worst thing that can result from this presentation?' Logically...
10:22 AM Nov 17th
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@ I went to CK and was excited to find a comfy oversized sweatshirt. Apparently it was intended to be a dress. Stylish I am not...
5:30 PM Nov 15th
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@ Brie two days in a row? Jealous!
5:08 PM Nov 15th
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in reply to MoSnow
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@ hope you're having a wonderful time!
8:40 AM Nov 15th
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in reply to ElaineEllis
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@ and I apologize for that... :)
6:07 PM Nov 14th
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@ Devin wants to know what he can teach your girlfriend... :) "jk, jk y'all"
6:07 PM Nov 14th
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in reply to dwiskus
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Of all the skills I'd like to develop, I want to be able to sing 'Come Sail Away' in a Cartman voice. Also, I would like to learn Photoshop.
4:19 PM Nov 14th
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Even when trying to print at 5:30 in the morning, I get stuck behind a 2,000 page print job on the 1 shared printer. Murphy, your law sucks.
5:19 AM Nov 13th
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The cube next to me brought Halloween candy. Extrapolating from my current rate of consumption, I will eat 22 Tootsie Rolls before 5:00.
9:38 AM Nov 10th
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There are few things as fun as intercepting Big Ben in the midst of a sea of Steelers fans. Go Broncos!
7:16 PM Nov 9th
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My interpretation of hell definitely includes ankle boots and Diet Coke. Apparently I won't be a model in this life OR the next.
1:29 PM Nov 5th
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When I commute past the dog food factory, I swear it smells like fast food. This either speaks highly of Purina or poorly of McDonald's.
8:28 AM Nov 2nd
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I've created a Halloween 'TSA job training program' and have convinced my co-workers to walk around the office confiscating water. Awesome.
9:11 AM Oct 30th
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@ by the way, I'm quite excited you're tweeting again! I've missed you!v :)
7:08 PM Oct 28th
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in reply to victoria
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Recommended strategy, as there seems to be some confusion: zip up THEN emerge from stall.
12:07 PM Oct 27th
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@ Congratulations!!
3:33 PM Oct 25th
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in reply to ElaineEllis
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Zombie crawl is legitimately awesome! Thanks, Danny!
5:24 PM Oct 24th
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@ I promise Devin's not reading it tonight -- go to bed!
10:12 PM Oct 23rd
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in reply to WookieeBoy
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- Name Rachel
- Bio A GUESS WHO bio: Is your person a girl? Yes. Does she wear glasses? Occasionally. Does she look like she enjoys statistics? Yes. Is your person Rachel? You win!
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