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  1. I hope we didn't miss the fashion show - we're coming! Damn suburbia...
  2. My twice-baked-once-nuked potato is still quite delicious. Cheese is magical as a condiment.
  3. I want to research the ratio of Lil Jon's "WHAAAT"-s to income. Who said I don't prioritize?
  4. I'm really unsure how my hair manages to look like it's been through a tornado at the end of the day when all I do is sit at a desk.
  5. I just made my first ever journal entry. The 'debit account 610010' kind, not the 'dear diary' kind. The latter is a wee bit more fun.
  6. note to self: wear red shirts on spaghetti night
  7. Once you have an 'emergency' stash of Snickers in your desk, suddenly the fact that it's 10:53 on a Tuesday constitutes a crisis.
  8. someone thought they accidentally ate a tine off their plastic fork. it actually broke pre-meal. someone is considering eating slower.
  9. @benhuh your letter is awesome - that just made my day!
  10. my mom's bird feeder is 100% at odds with the dog's desire to chase all birds that enter the backyard's airspace
  11. @kellymoe25 a great day, but it would be better if it didn't come out of such tragic circumstances -- so much ice cream lost! :)
  12. The freezer broke, which means the most expensive stuff in the freezer gets eaten tonight, which means it's now Surf & Turf Sunday!
  13. @neogia happy birthday!
  14. @heathercapri she really is darling!
  15. When I'm in charge of the world, everyone uses the cash-basis of accounting. Ah, the aspirations of lazy nerds.
  16. somehow, during the period of my life in which I primarily wore sweatpants, I managed to lose all of my belts. it's perplexing, really.
  17. I just sent my mom a text message, and it definitely included 'w00t!' It felt normal at the time, but now I feel like the universe is askew.
  18. @skabber my brother did and was slightly disappointed. however, he never read the actual P&P so that could well be the problem.
  19. If A Christmas Carol took place during the summer, Scrooge would dislike crickets. And I maybe, just maybe, would see his point of view.
  20. Repeating my mom's mantra and eating my elephant a bite at a time.