1. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack To all those who donated to my charity and didn't get roasted, I will reschedule my asshole-of-yours-ripping. Stay tuned.
  2. Jimmy Fallon jimmyfallon An Iowa man wrote a bday message to his wife using manure on their farm. The REALLY weird part: they don’t own any animals. #FallonMono
  3. Edinburgh Festival edinburghfest [scotsman] Weather hits filming in Weatherfield: FILMING was suspended on Coronation Street yesterday as a result o... http://bit.ly/6A3gHJ
  4. Edinburgh Festival edinburghfest [scotsman] Stage is set for radical overhaul of the Fringe: THE Edinburgh Festival Fringe is set for the biggest s... http://bit.ly/5W9NCt
  5. Edinburgh Festival edinburghfest [scotsman] Brass neck pays off as bold quartet shuns rhythm section and finds anarchic but fun niche: LOOK Mum, no ... http://bit.ly/6wi6XF
  6. Edinburgh Festival edinburghfest [scotsman] Saving Schumann: CRITICAL opinion has traditionally dealt the 19th-century German composer Robert Schuma... http://bit.ly/6PKNDx
  7. Edinburgh Festival edinburghfest [scotsman] Interview: Vampire Weekend - Pop goes the easel: IT USED to be said about Roxy Music that, rather than t... http://bit.ly/7J2BNA
  8. Todd Barry toddbarry Isn't Dyson your puppy? That is weird! RT @ACNewman My wife is getting a lot of guff from Dyson, over our vacuum cleaner's warranty.
  9. Todd Barry toddbarry Frankie Valli was particularly distraught I was in coach on @VirginAmerica flight. Guess he wanted me up front, so we could "talk shop."
  10. Todd Barry toddbarry Hi @VirginAmerica, I once flew you to LA. Alan Alda+Frankie Valli sat in 1st class, visibly upset I was in coach. Do the right thing Jan 30.
  11. Dave Gorman DaveGorman think I saw @prehensile walking out of a lift, talking about his train journey earlier today. Might be wrong.
  12. Todd Barry toddbarry Winning video is up! http://toddtoddtoddnewyearseveproject.tumblr.com. Haven't heard from winner @tjourney, about his choice of charity.
  13. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack To everybody who donated I didn't get a chance to roast, I will do this again to finish you off (yes, I meant that as a pun).
  14. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack Last one for my dear friend: @tedshaq The only good about your awkward height is that it prevents people from seeing your hairline.
  15. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack Hey @instantkama It’s not healthy to love KITH as much as you do. Especially because they don’t love you.
  16. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack For @holyshik: Comedy fan? Check. Comedy provider? Not so much
  17. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack To @Crankfire: 1. Mountain biking is gay motorcycling. 2. Powder your balls.
  18. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack To @mattsnod. Helpful tip: you’re better than your photo. Hitler is better than your photo.
  19. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack The first person I’ve ever seen RT Kevin Federline. She pretty much either totally wins or totally loses. @Lauratiny
  20. Michael Ian Black michaelianblack Making the banal even more boring, it’s @bmop.
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